Disney Wants Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 and Thor: Ragnarok Awards Nominations
everyone’s making fun of this but I legit think Michael Rooker deserves a nomination
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Captain America would have loved to have helped Thor take on Hela. Unfortunately, he had jury duty,“ Waititi joked. “I was once on a jury in New Zealand where 17 avocados went missing from a local farm. We never found the culprit.”
He pointed out that while Spider-Man wanted to help, he is still in high school. “He couldn’t get his Aunt May to write a note saying ‘Peter Parker can’t come to class today because he’s on another planet fighting gods’.”
Tony Stark was busy as well, but his clothes and glasses do appear in the film.
“Black Widow would’ve pitched in with Thor if she had been free at the time, but she wasn’t free at the time,” he said, maintaining a straight face the whole time. “She was a prisoner for stealing 17 avocados from a local New Zealand farm… wait a minute.
My completely bizarre, incomprehensible MCU crackship is Kraglin/Bucky
I’m also convinced Valkyrie had a one-night stand with Aleta at some point
*chinhands* I buy both of these. Tell me more.
Weeeeeell I figure that Kraglin and Bucky would just sort of get each other, both of them carry one hell of a lot of guilt, both are loyal almost to a fault, they’re both soldiers in one way or another… plus damn do both of them deserve a loving, normal relationship…
As for Valkyrie and Aleta, I kind of imagine that Valkyrie spotted her one day and for juuuuuuust one second almost thought she was seeing Hela, because their aesthetics are pretty similar. Aleta noticed her brief discomfort and they struck up a conversation/verbal sparring match which ended in a one-night stand. (Lots of drink was probably also involved.) This was either before Aleta got married to Stakar or they just have an open relationship. (They probably do.)
(Dammit I kind of want to write that last one now, although I might have watch Ragnarok with a focus on Valkyrie a bit more first.)
Thor: Ragnarok is a good and smart film, but if I could change one thing about it it would be this:
It would end with Thor giving up his kingship entirely, since the whole Asgardian system of monarchy has pretty much proved itself to be built on bones, and suggesting the Midgard system instead.
Heimdall becomes the new, elected, Asgardian ruler. (Valkyrie plans to run in the next four years.)
jane foster week:
↳ day four: favourite appearanceA groundbreaking astrophysicist already allied with an Avenger and played by an Oscar winner should have been a major player in Infinity Wars.
#WhereisJane