






Vanity Fair’s Exclusive Marvel Portfolio (2017)
I said I’d write it and I DID
Title: Godforsaken [title subject to change, as usual, but I actually quite like this one]
Fandom: MCU (Guardians of the Galaxy 2 & Thor: Ragnarok)
Rating: uh, mature? NSFW? There is sex.
Characters: Aleta Ogord, Valkyrie (Brunnhilde), Stakar Ogord, a few other important people mentioned here and there
Pairings: Aleta/Valkyrie, Aleta/Stakar (background)
Notes: This is set after Valkyrie exiled herself to Saakar, but before the events of Thor Ragnarok and before any of the Guardians of the Galaxy movies. This is a fairly young Aleta.
Also, I’ve only seen Thor Ragnarok once, so I really hope I haven’t gotten anything crucially wrong, especially re: Valkyrie.
Summary: A case of mistaken identity, a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, and absolutely no sense of a resolution whatsoever.
(more…)Team Revengers really is the winning team, if for no other reason than the power of friendship. Like Thor’s gunna roll up to earth with a spaceship full of people who love him and meet up with his team like “Hey guys, this is my new friend Valkyrie, and my new friend Korg, and my new friend Miek, and of course you know Heimdal, oh and I found Hulk, too! Its so good to have friends!” meanwhile Tony’s only friend is a teenager and Steve’s been eating rocks in a cave alone for a year. Team Thor all the way.
Team Stark on this post: Uhhh excuse you, Tony has tons of friends! The most friends! Like at least 6! but he still deserves so much more bc he’s amazing and a sad bb!! D:
Team Cap on this post: LET STEVE EAT ROCKS
This is blatant Guardians of the Galaxy erasure and I Will Not Stand For It