aleta ogord

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sevi007:

ohnoyondidunt:

shanoniusrex:

ladypolaris:

sevi007:

shanoniusrex:

Thank you @loveisyondublue for the amazing shirt post, here’s the sketch! I laughed the whole way through it

This is AWESOME 👏
(Laughing at the second rule especially. Beware the wife y’all)

I love how the entire GotG fandom decided Aleta Ogord is the scariest thing in the galaxy.

Same, it’s my favorite

That is the face of a woman who’s still alive because death itself is scared to come for her

Let’s be honest, the day Death comes for her, Aleta gives him one LOOK and Death apologizes and hurries up to get the fuck away.

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sevi007:

write-like-an-american:

shanoniusrex:

your love is weird

another dumb joke that’s been in my head for months

STAKAR, PLEASE

It’s baffling to me that Martinex is even surprised at this point.

(I also imagine Yondu’s arrow just plummeting from the air because he’s so startled / grossed out / a bit of both like “What’s wrong with ya guys?!”)

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sevi007:

shanoniusrex:

sevi007:

shanoniusrex:

‘But she’s always been that way’

This feels like a continuation of the “my wife still misses me”-comic and it’s great.

It’s like a quiz. What is Aleta gonna shoot / throw next at her husband?

Next time it’ll be Charlie-27 getting hurled across the room

Chances are that every one of Stakar’s team got hurled at least once. They learn to stay out of Aleta’s reach

Godforsaken (that valkyrie/aleta fic)

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I said I’d write it and I DID

Title: Godforsaken [title subject to change, as usual, but I actually quite like this one]
Fandom: MCU (Guardians of the Galaxy 2 & Thor: Ragnarok)
Rating: uh, mature? NSFW? There is sex.
Characters: Aleta Ogord, Valkyrie (Brunnhilde), Stakar Ogord, a few other important people mentioned here and there
Pairings: Aleta/Valkyrie, Aleta/Stakar (background)
Notes: This is set after Valkyrie exiled herself to Saakar, but before the events of Thor Ragnarok and before any of the Guardians of the Galaxy movies. This is a fairly young Aleta.

Also, I’ve only seen Thor Ragnarok once, so I really hope I haven’t gotten anything crucially wrong, especially re: Valkyrie.

Summary: A case of mistaken identity, a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, and absolutely no sense of a resolution whatsoever.

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