You know what the other big problem with the ‘1 girl option’ in video games is? when you’re ten and a girl and you want to play a game with your other girl friends and ALL FOUR OF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT OVER WHO GETS TO BE THE ONLY GIRL CHARACTER ON THE FUCKING ROSTER OUT OF FIFTEEN OTHER MALE CHARACTERS, BECAUSE THE GAME DEVELOPERS NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED MULTIPLE GIRLS PLAYING THEIR GAME AT THE SAME TIME TO EVEN BE A POSSIBILITY
-does anyone actually regulate the Tracys, or do they have a sort of Iron Man ‘privatised world peace!’ deal going on. who pays out in the very likely case of industrial accidents. do they have a good lawyer
-are wars and political turmoil all but extinct by the 2060s or do IR ever get themselves involved in that as well? rescuing refugees from war-torn countries for example. if so, where do the people go afterwards, what are the ramifications, do major world powers ever get pissed at a bunch of mostly-Americans sticking their noses in
-do IR have a large team of doctors and psychologists on hand, for both pilots and disaster victims alike? if not, that’s probably something they should look into. john, you have had no human contact for weeks and you’re talking to a bagel, etc
-why did they switch john and gordon’s hair colours. this unreasonably annoys me
-is it really just a handful of people maintaining ALL THOSE machines and keeping their paint jobs perfect? HOW. surely International Rescue should be employing upwards of 200 people just on the island, and that’s not even counting keeping the swimming pool clean
-logically wouldn’t more of the world be dubious about a organization that lets a teenage boy pilot a rocket
-logically wouldn’t more of the world be dubious about them anyway due to past and present american/western imperialism and the fact that every single one of those machines could be weaponised and/or cause a major incident due to sabotage or poor safety standards. what have you done, jeff
-what the hell happened to lucille tracy I’ve seen three different variations on how she died
promises, like magic potions and secrets, are best made and kept in the dark.
this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen
“Hello Salazar.”
“Hello Helga.”
“How are you today, Salazar?”
“I’m quite well, Helga.”
“But Salazar, I thought Godric was your best friend and that’s conflicting. And don’t forget about Rowena.”
“Oh Helga, this story makes no sense, because I hate everyone.”
“Silly Salazar.”
“Helga.”
“Salazar.”
I think this is far more ridiculous: Not respecting other people’s creations and reblogging an unoffensive piece of work just to publicly laugh at the person who put time and energy into this.
These recruits are undisciplined, badly trained, will not
stand still to swear an oath of loyalty, and I believe two of them are
currently asleep. Absolutely shameful.
Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*
A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”
