Ed Sheeran: here is my latest album in which I write about losing my best friend young, learning my wife has cancer while she’s pregnant with our second child, and being actively suicidal. I’ll be releasing it right after I wrap up this court case where I’m having to defend my integrity as a songwriter and artist and everything I’ve built my life and career on. also I had to miss my grandmother’s funeral back home so I could be present at the mandatory court proceedings.
Twitter.com all week: haha I hope Ed Sheeran loses in court so he’ll stop releasing bad music and give retail workers peace! What album is he releasing next, “Quadratic Equation”? Hahaha! Such an original joke no one has ever heard before :) I’m soooo funny!! :)
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#HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM THE DISASTER LINEAGE
#IT’S GOING ABOUT AS WELL AS EXPECTED#dooku starting the inevitable political dicussion i see#how very in character of him <3 (via @rochenji)
Absolutely LOSING IT at Space Uncle Dooku starting the Space Conspiracy Theories argument because, yeah, that’s on-brand.
so ur telling me that former death eaters can become ministry workers head masters and teachers who are constantly around children but a werewolf cant keep a job??? lol okay
actual nazis in politics but people have a problem with gay people teaching their children
when fiction isn’t so fictional
Me as a teenager: The Wizarding worlds laws are ridiculous and everyone in charge is terrible and incompetent!
Me as an adult: Same, but take out the word “Wizarding”
You say “All women are beautiful” but what you probably mean is “All women have value.”
And the reason you’re mixing up those two words is because you’ve been raised to believe that only beauty can confer value on women.
This also explains why so many people jump to “ugly” as an insult when faced with a woman they don’t agree with or don’t like.
not being really overweight but not being thin is a weird place because you never look quite as good as your friends and you’re in that spot that everyone tells you “you’re not fat!” but doesn’t want to say you’re thin and no matter if your weight shifts you always sort of look the same to yourself and in some situations you can hide your appearance but in others its alarmingly obvious, and buying clothes is like a luck of the draw as to if you’ll look thin or huge because it feels like there isn’t an in between