thor ragnarok

I don’t know if you watched Ragnarok but if you have: Valkyrie? -starklinqs

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I did! Only once though

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: Is a badass, and brave, and hysterically funny
worst quality: I’m still trying to work out exactly what her job for the Grandmaster entailed. Promo stuff calls her a bounty hunter but it seemed to edge pretty close to slave trading at times… right? I’m not sure. But that definittttttely counts as a worst quality
ship them with: My tiny rarepair ship is Valkyrie/Aleta Ogord from GOTG
brotp them with: BRUCE! And Thor and Loki
misc. thoughts: I can’t remember if she’s gonna be in IW or not but I hope she is. And hopefully not to die

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michaeldrawrrett:

“Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Korg, I’m kind of like the leader in here – I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you, you don’t need to be afraid unless you’re made of scissors. Just a little rock paper scissor joke for ya.”

Since seeing Thor: Ragnarok, I have been UNABLE to stop thinking about this character, seen here cheerily handing out his revolutionary pamphlets

I think one of the most underappreciated moments in Thor Ragnarok is

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dani-kin:

when Thor pokes the business card with his ‘umbrella’ while whispering “Loki?”

Like it is completely possible for Loki to inexplicably transform himself into a small white rectangle of cardstock

So he better poke it with a stick

Just in case cardstock Loki goes “Mblerg it’s me!” and stabs him or something

Godforsaken (that valkyrie/aleta fic)

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I said I’d write it and I DID

Title: Godforsaken [title subject to change, as usual, but I actually quite like this one]
Fandom: MCU (Guardians of the Galaxy 2 & Thor: Ragnarok)
Rating: uh, mature? NSFW? There is sex.
Characters: Aleta Ogord, Valkyrie (Brunnhilde), Stakar Ogord, a few other important people mentioned here and there
Pairings: Aleta/Valkyrie, Aleta/Stakar (background)
Notes: This is set after Valkyrie exiled herself to Saakar, but before the events of Thor Ragnarok and before any of the Guardians of the Galaxy movies. This is a fairly young Aleta.

Also, I’ve only seen Thor Ragnarok once, so I really hope I haven’t gotten anything crucially wrong, especially re: Valkyrie.

Summary: A case of mistaken identity, a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, and absolutely no sense of a resolution whatsoever.

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peppersheart:

alittlebiteverything:

i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it

“Yeah, that was basically, we did about six different versions of that story, and that was just us standing around while the cameras were rolling and I would just feed them lines and feed Chris ideas for stories. I’d say, “Do another one, in this one say: ‘I was walking through a field, and I saw a lovey Turkish rug in the middle of the grass, and I love Turkish rugs, so I went to stand on it, and it was Loki, and he turned back into Loki and there was a hole and I fell through the hole was was impaled on a whole lot of spikes.’” So we did versions of that, and the one with the snake just ended up being the one we used.”

—Taika Waititi, Empire Magazine Podcast, 6/11/17, 00:23:25 (x)

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Thor: Ragnarok is a good and smart film, but if I could change one thing about it it would be this:

It would end with Thor giving up his kingship entirely, since the whole Asgardian system of monarchy has pretty much proved itself to be built on bones, and suggesting the Midgard system instead.

Heimdall becomes the new, elected, Asgardian ruler. (Valkyrie plans to run in the next four years.)

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