general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (but it varies from artist to artist really) hogwarts house:gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff best quality: Her love of justice worst quality: She had a really bad temper back in the old days ship them with: Ooooh lots of people. MJ mostly to be honest. But Peter too sometimes brotp them with: MJ to a great extent, most of the other Spidey women as well misc. thoughts: She was more than her death :(
I’m really behind on 616 continuity but I’ll do my best!
Harry Osborn:
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (but it varies from artist to artist really) hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff best quality: Is SO MUCH BETTER than his circumstances could’ve made him. Also is generous and kindhearted and mostly a good friend worst quality: I want to say he has none but he has plenty. He was pretty horrible to both Peter and Liz in his Green Goblin days ship them with: PETER, also Liz, also sometimes MJ, he’s a very shippable dude brotp them with: also PETER, and MJ, and Gwen misc. thoughts: Please MCU writers if you include him don’t fuck him up please please please
Mary Jane Watson
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house:gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff best quality: Overcame a shitty upbringing to be confident and brave and compassionate worst quality: Used to be kinda flighty and immature but soon got over it ship them with: PETER, sometimes Gwen every now and then brotp them with: Gwen and Harry mostly misc. thoughts: Why, why why wasn’t Zendaya cast to play her instead of a kinda amalgamation character who shares part of her name, she’d have been so good (I mean, she was good anyway, but still.)
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house:gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (I think) best quality: Is pragmatic (always a good quality in an apocalypse) and generally tries her hardest to be nice worst quality: Her utter RUTHLESSNESS, damn. I mean… I suppose technically that’s also a good quality in an apocalypse but still, it’s not really admirable. Also, as much as a shit as Tandy was to her, he didn’t really deserve the torture of being restrained on a hot day with drinks just out of reach. Fucking hell Mel ship them with: Todd! brotp them with: Carol, it was a shame that relationship kinda fizzled out eventually misc. thoughts: I very much enjoy seeing a character with a mental illness in a sitcom who has characteristics beyond Being Mentally Ill
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house:gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff best quality: Is a badass, and brave, and hysterically funny worst quality: I’m still trying to work out exactly what her job for the Grandmaster entailed. Promo stuff calls her a bounty hunter but it seemed to edge pretty close to slave trading at times… right? I’m not sure. But that definittttttely counts as a worst quality ship them with: My tiny rarepair ship is Valkyrie/Aleta Ogord from GOTG brotp them with: BRUCE! And Thor and Loki misc. thoughts: I can’t remember if she’s gonna be in IW or not but I hope she is. And hopefully not to die
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house:gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (another hard one to call) best quality: Is honestly a kind person now and always trying to be kinder worst quality: Has many but they’re all in her past ship them with: Peter, maybe Mantis… brotp them with: Also Mantis, majorly. Nebula of course. And all the Guardians! needs to stay away from: THANOS, although she won’t misc. thoughts: She’s so great I want all the merch of her, thank god they actually released some this time around
Yondu:
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (he’s not the most… hygienic.) hogwarts house:gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff …..I have no idea best quality: Had a loving heart underneath the rage and the violence and the performative masculinity worst quality: God where to start. Was a massive arsehole to Peter most of the time, is generally a massive arsehole in fact ship them with: Kraglin, and also Meredith in… some sense brotp them with: All the Guardians, all the original Ravagers, Meredith, so many people needs to stay away from: Ego. If only he had misc. thoughts: Yondu has possibly my favourite redemption arc eveeeeer and when he raises his hand to Peter’s face I start crying and don’t stop til after the credits
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff best quality: She’s warm and friendly to almost everyone she meets worst quality: Honestly I’ve never been able to pin down what Bill’s worst quality is. “Unsure of herself in some aspects” perhaps ship them with: Heather! brotp them with: The Twelfth Doctor, and also the Thirteenth Doctor if they ever meet, which they better needs to stay away from: British tabloid newspapers. misc. thoughts: Please be in series 10 Bill
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | HUFFLEPUFF 100% best quality: His compassion and undying love for Amy worst quality: His jealous streak is Bad, albeit I guess understandable ship them with: AMY brotp them with: The Doctor, and also I reckon he’d get along with just about any previous Doctor Who companion, especially Mickey, but they’ll never meet alas needs to stay away from: Judging by the amount of times he died, almost everything misc. thoughts: I fully believe he and Amy got to see their daughter again
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | RAVENCLAW | hufflepuff best quality: Her curious nature and pursuit of knowledge worst quality: It’s hard to say really. Gets caught up in her work too much? But Jane doesn’t really have any terrible qualities. She’s lovely ship them with: Thor! brotp them with: Dr Helen Cho (I think they’d get along if only they were allowed to friggin’ meet) and Valkyrie (ditto, although I think it might take them some time to really be friends) needs to stay away from: The Marvel executives misc. thoughts: God I hope she does make it back to the MCU, somehow, even in just a cameo or something
Mantis:
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house:gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff …..this one’s really hard to call best quality: She’s so unfailingly sweet and nice worst quality: Like me, is terribly timid ship them with: Nebulaaaaaa brotp them with: GAMORA, DRAX, all the other Guardians, gosh I love how she got a whole family needs to stay away from: EGO, but thankfully he’s dead. Thanos too, aaaarrrgh misc. thoughts: I hope she gets a moment to really shine, power-wise, in Infinity War!