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Harry Osborn 🔥

hellomystraightlacedfriend:

sarahsscrapbook:

hellomystraightlacedfriend:

If this character ever gets brought back- and I would only accept this if Kindred was retconned as NOT Harry (which honestly would be super easy to do) – I wouldn’t want him to be part of Peter Parker’s supporting cast.

Like, nope, no, I’m sorry. That bridge has been so thoroughly burnt. It’s not even embers anymore. I just don’t think realistically there is any way Peter would ever trust Harry again. And having them have a fake relationship would be a thousand times worse.

I don’t know how much of the comics you’ve been reading (I don’t blame you if you abandoned them altogether) Kindred WAS established to be Not Harry! He was some combination of an artifical intelligence established before Harry’s death, the Stacy twins, Mephisto, and I guess maybe some of Harry’s soul that Norman sold to Mephisto?!?!

It made absolutely NO SENSE WHATSOEVER but geez it was at least better than “Harry turned evil again for no reason.”

Ah. I haven’t really been reading the current ones. Could you tell which issue says this?

And I don’t blame you!

Okay so in Amazing Spider-Man #74 it’s revealed that Kindred was [drumroll] Gabriel and Sarah Stacy All Along! But wait! They were created by an evil A.I. of Harry Osborn (the one from a 90s story called Legacy of Evil) so it was A.I. Harry All Along!

BUT WAIT! The A.I. Harry is controlled by Mephisto, because Norman sold Harry’s soul to Mephisto in exchange for wealth and power. Mephisto worked through Harry to create the twins for some godforsaken reason.

Oh and the Harry we’ve known since 2009 was a clone All Along and then he dies saving Norman, the evil war criminal who as previously mentioned sold his soul to the devil.

Peter is very upset even though he knows that particular Harry was a clone, and reiterates his love for him a couple of times later on.

Peter also knows full well that Norman sold Harry’s soul to the devil., since he was there when he confessed to it. This never comes up ever again. Him and Norman are friends now. The end.

harry-peter:

theopolis:

harry-peter:

every single day I’m sitting here going absolutely damn feral about Peter’s letter to Harry in Edge of Spider-Geddon #4

Taking this opportunity to bring attention to the fact that the German release changed the “Love you, man” part to a straight up “I ❤️ You”

#ok i don’t rlly ship this but i do speak german#and asfaik#ich liebe dich (i love you) is like#a Very big deal#like im literally writing an essay rn on the importance of the phrase ‘ich hab lieb fur dich’ (i have love for you)#which is like what a child would use for their mother#so. im not german. but im pretty sure saying ‘ich ❤ dich’ is like. a Big Deal#anyways#peter#harry#comics#cos like if u just wanted to tell ur homie u love them platonically u would just say ich hab lieb fur dich. not this. i think#correct me if wrong lols (via @queenswallcrawler)

my god I am LOVING the things happening on this post

Edge of Spider-Geddon #4: The one where Peter Parker actually (probably) is into guys

Edge of Spider-Geddon #4: The one where Peter Parker actually (probably) is into guys

Happy Valentine’s Day, assorted OTPs!

A very happy day to Amy&Rory, Quinn&Gary, Enjolras&Grantaire, Peter&Harry, Bubblegum&Marceline, Star-Lord&Gamora, Gail&Erica, Faramir&Eowyn, Finn&Poe, and Disneyverse Esmeralda&Phoebus.

Most of whom never celebrated or had any concept of a Valentine’s Day.

Sony Plans To Unite Spider-Man Actors With A LGBT Twist — Indie Mac User

Sony is reportedly developing a new Spider-Man/Spider-Verse film that would unite Tom Holland with Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield with a twist. A source told We Got This Covered that the project, which is in early development stages, would see Holland team up with former Spider-Men Maguire and Garfield.

Sony Plans To Unite Spider-Man Actors With A LGBT Twist — Indie Mac User

I don’t believe this for one second. It’s from an anonymous source and is almost certainly complete bollocks.

(…please let the boyfriend be Harry.)

Older stuff

Over the past few days I’ve been archiving lots of older stuff (from the bits of my old tumblr/twitter/facebook that the Internet Wayback Machine caught.) After all, the clue’s in the OVERLY DEVOTED Archivist name. So I thought I might post links to some choice older nonsense here, meticulously labelled, for your viewing pleasure.

Les Miserables

The saddest piecharts you will ever see (2013)
Long, rambling, very annoyed review of the BBC miniseries (2019)

Guardians of the Galaxy

Sean Gunn is the most underrated actor in the MCU! (2018)
A Theory about a GOTG scene (2018)
Ego and Yondu As Foils, Giffed (2017)
Snippets of interesting stuff from the GOTG Vol 2 commentary (2017)
The music of the GOTGs/Meredith Quill’s Subconscious (2017)
Yondu’s redemption arc (2017)

Spider-Man

Attn: MCU on Harry Osborn (2015)
On Parksborn (2014)
How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 did Harry dirty (2014)
Gwen Stacy’s actual personality (2014)

Old But Surprisingly Good Fanfiction

What’s Left Of You (GOTG)
Goodnight (GOTG)
The First Casualty (Star Wars)
Pretty Dresses (Star Wars)
Humanity in the Abstract (Adventure Time)
Don’t Ruin It (Steven Universe AND Les Miserables! Yes really.)