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five favourite fictional fathers

In celebration of today’s occasion here’s five of my favourite dads who are not real, in no particular order:


Harry Osborn

If you’ve only ever seen the Spider-Man movies you may not know that Harry Osborn is a Dad, but he very much is. He has two sons, Normie and Stanley. Normie is named after Norman (Harry doesn’t seem to have ever gotten a chance to rethink that, oh well) and Stanley is… possibly named after Stan Lee? Who knows. Stanley is also never drawn as mixed race even though his mother is black, sigh.

Yeah you can probably tell I don’t really do comics anymore but I love Harry in almost all his forms and he deserves more recognition of the fact that he managed to be a pretty good dad when his own childhood was abusive as hell.


Rory Williams

Rory is more on this list for what was, sigh, his eventually almost completely untapped Dad Potential. We knew he’d be a good dad. Amy knew he’d be a good dad. Then he BECOMES a dad and nothing. He gets one scene with a baby and barely gets more than a couple scenes with his magic time-travel now-adult daughter. It’s so terribly unfair, why? God season six of Doctor Who was a MESS.

Thankfully the showrunners did at least release one canon story of Rory being a dad, this from the Doctor Who Lockdown project. Arthur Darvill came back and everything. That’s something. But gah.


Jean Valjean

I shall ignore the BBC’s Les Mis adaptation, as you should, and focus instead on the JVJ/Cosette relationship as portrayed in the book and musical. It is probably not exactly HEALTHY but it is good. It is also of course very, very Miserable.

“And remember, the truth that once was spoken, to love another person is to see the face of God…”


Simon Petrikov

EVERY DAY I FEEL SORRY FOR SIMON PETRIKOV! He had SO MUCH bad stuff happen to him, not least the actual apocalypse, and yet he was still a good adoptive father to Marceline for as long as he was able. Please watch Adventure Time if you want to see one of the most tragic character arcs to ever exist in cartoon form.

(There are many people who think that Simon’s condition is a metaphor for Alzhemier’s or dementia and I’m among them. Sadly the real thing can’t be taken away the way it was in the show. :( )


Yondu Udonta

Ah, Yondu. Forever my problematic fave. He is not remotely deserving of a World’s Best Dad mug but hey, he knew that, and he did his best to apologize to Peter before the end, and basically just oh my god his death scene I can’t even now I just dissolve into a puddle of tears.

(There is so much meta about Yondu and his arc all over this blog, if you’re interested in that sort of thing.)



Bonus round! All the Star Wars dads. I can’t really choose between them because since Star Wars is basically a story about fatherhood they all have their roles to play. So a little shout-out to Anakin (the other problematic fave), Han Solo, Bail Organa, Qui-Gon Jinn (read Jedi Apprentice ok?), Jango Fett, Galen Erso, Lando Calrissian, Owen Lars, and so many more I forgot.

Happy Father’s Day!

Nebula & Rhodey

Every so often I’m reminded of how much I liked the relationship between Nebula and Rhodey in Endgame. It was completely unexpected but it makes so much sense. Both are pretty stoic, not prone to suffering fools, and of course both have cybernetic parts.

They spent five years, more or less, as friends. Nebula cared about/liked/respected him enough to use the nickname “Rhodey” even. What happened once everything was over? Did she give him a wary hug, like she’d once done with her sister, and run away?

If we assume Nebula ages in human years there’s a pretty significant age difference between them. When Nebula was at her lowest – sister gone, Thanos gone, old life gone, world gone – did she start seeing him as the closest thing she’d ever had to a proper father?

Avengers: Infinity War Concept Art Reveals The Death Of Nick Fury — Entertainment Updates

Nick Fury only briefly appears at the end of the last two movies in the Infinity Saga, but the writers originally wanted to have him killed by Corvus Glaive in Avengers: Infinity War. If there’s one thing we’ve learned about Fury in the MCU, it’s that death dogs his footsteps. Yet somehow, the superspy has managed […]

Avengers: Infinity War Concept Art Reveals The Death Of Nick Fury — Entertainment Updates

I’m really glad they didn’t go for this. It would have been a terrible way for Fury to go out, in all the madness his death would’ve just been overlooked. (Like Black Widow’s was…)

On the other hand, ur, at least there was already a grave for him.

some good MCU cosplays

Hey remember how I posted a bunch of good Star Wars cosplays for May 4? Well, I’m gonna stick with that idea! Here’s a bunch of equally good MCU cosplays I found on Reddit.

(My gosh, there’s a lot of good Black Widows)

Considering Peter Parker, EDITH, and Spider-Man: Far From Home

I want to second all of this.

My Comic Relief:

All the creatives and stars of Avengers: Endgame joined in a massive social media campaign asking everyone to be decent human beings and #DontSpoilTheEndgame…for two weeks until Marvel Studios used MASSIVE spoilers for Endgame in their trailer for Spider-Man: Far From Home.  It was clear they were seeking to use all the emotions flowing in the wake of Endgame to motivate advanced ticket sales for Far From Home.  Marvel Studios was very direct about how Spider-Man: Far From Home served as the epilogue to Avengers: Endgame.  I enjoyed the film but was – and remain – frustrated by a plot point with seriously troubling implications.

Note, this has spoilers for both Avengers: Endgame and Spider-Man: Far From Home (obvs.).

Edith 3 (2)

Before I begin the analysis I want to reiterate that I really did enjoy Spider-Man: Far From Home.  It was light and fun, with all the sweet and goofy moments you expect when the MCU’s on point.  I felt it was the perfect come down after the heavy emotional hit of Avengers: Endgame.  Also, I’ve ALWAYS loved the Americans-travelling-in-Europe trope for setting up comedic hijinks and the high-school-Europe-trip subset is particularly entertaining.  With this great cast and all that awkward (in a good way) chemistry, this film had everything I was looking for after Endgame.

But the central plot point on which the film turns illustrates a troubling direction/mindset for the MCU.  It also makes absolutely no sense within the narrative of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

The film opens with the world mourning the death of Tony Stark and the other Avengers who fell in the battle with Thanos and his Black Order.  Thankfully the tone isn’t heavy and school’s out for summer!  Peter Parker (Tom Holland), Ned Leeds (Jacob Batalon), MJ (Zendaya), Betty Brant (Angourie Rice), Flash Thompson (Tony Revolori), and some of their classmates are off to Europe for a science trip under the supervision of Mr. Harrington (Martin Starr) and Mr. Dell (J.B. Smoove).  Things don’t go as planned and soon giant Elementals are threatening the world as Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) and Maria Hill (Cobie Smoulders) are trying to pull Spider-Man into battle alongside the mysterious inter-dimensional traveler Quentin Beck/Mysterio (Jake Gyllenhaal).

But the question on which everything pivots is – Who is the next Iron Man?  Who will follow in Tony Stark’s footsteps?

It is a question asked both in-universe and amongst MCU fans.  With this first generation of the Marvel Cinematic Universe concluded, what will the next generation look like?  What shape will it take?  Who will form the core as the original Avengers – specifically Tony Stark’s Iron Man, Steve Roger’s Captain America, and the always criminally-underrated Natasha Romanoff’s Black Widow – did?  The answer the film offers, both in-universe and to fans, is Spider-Man.  And everything about this is a problem.

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[Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)] At 10:20, Peter closes his suit case with the initials “BFP,” evidently having belonged to his Uncle Ben, Benjamin Franklin Parker. — Little Movie Moments

[Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)] At 10:20, Peter closes his suit case with the initials “BFP,” evidently having belonged to his Uncle Ben, Benjamin Franklin Parker. Touch here for the full post on Little Movie Moments tumblr

[Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)] At 10:20, Peter closes his suit case with the initials “BFP,” evidently having belonged to his Uncle Ben, Benjamin Franklin Parker. — Little Movie Moments

This is the only reference to Uncle Ben in two whole MCU Spider-Mans, and man does that bug me.

(I feel like I’d happily erase all the multitudes of Iron Man movies if it meant later I didn’t have to see Tony bloody Stark take on every other important role in the MCU.)