tony stark

fuck-me-barnes:

urdnot:

this was never my life

#IT WAS YOUR FUCKING LIFE TONY#JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANT TO ADMIT IT IT DOESN’T MAKE IT VOID#those are your fucking weapons#you were a war profiteer and it’s your fucking superhero origin story#and the movies NEED TO STOP ACTING LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL#because it was and it is relevant to the world today and i was rooting for you man#i want the tony stark who was legitimatley haunted and ignorant of the dealings of his own company#not one who spouts witty one liners and says shit like IT WAS NEVER MY LIFE#what about pietro and wanda’s lives?#and all the people who are not lucky enough to have a voice because those bombs did go off#i need these movies to make tony take some fucking responsibility for his actions#because tony’s entire character in this movie was playing god and saying witty one liners#it’s like rdj was just phoning it in#waiting for his check#and the chance for an actual conversation on the long term effects of trauma and american imperialism were shoved under the rug and ignored#THIS ASPECT OF THE MOVIE ENRAGES ME SO FUCKING MUCH (via

“this was never my life”

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Really, Tony? Wasn’t it?


Whovengers

Fury = The Doctor: Both look after their bands of misfits, and defend the Earth.
Tony = Jack: International/intergalactic playboys willing to die for the greater good. Many times over in Jack’s case.
Steve = Martha: Underdogs who became heroes, fighting tyrants for freedom and justice.
Bruce = Donna: Both forced to embrace a personality they didn’t want. The only difference is, Donna no longer remembers what it was like to be fully her.
Natasha = Amy: Both badass redheads with pasts they tend to run from.
Clint = Rory: Soldier types who always come as a package deal with their badass redhead.
Phil = Mickey: Both The Man In Havana, both eventually drawn to Big Fucking Guns.
Maria = River: The capable second-in-command.
Thor = Rose: Both channel godlike powers (that they had to prove themselves worthy of.) Also, both blonde.
Loki = The Master: These two would get on like a house on fire…no survivors.