tony stark

I have exactly one (1) truly Salty Opinion about the MCU. I feel I should stick it under a cut so folks can scroll past it (it involves Tony.)

I hate hate haaaaaaate it when people refer to Tony as “Peter’s real father” or whatnot. Is he a good father figure? Absolutely! But Uncle Ben is Peter’s real father, despite his unflashiness and probable poverty, and I guess…

…as someone who most probably will end up being a adoptive parent, with all the trials and tribulations which go with that, I wish he was the one who got the “real” label.

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thealextheshipper:

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I can already imagine the horror on Tony’s face when he sees Quill walking around with a Zune, calling it “the latest technology”.

Oh my god, he’d have a freaking heart attack. 

“Look. This is my zune, it’s the latest earth technology, it can hold thousands of songs!” 

Tony rips it out of his hands and gives him a stark phone. “Millions of songs, plus you can play games on it. You’re welcome.” Walks away grumbling “Fuccking zune piece of shit.”

Hey so I’m going to have to disagree with you there 150%. Here’s what really happened:

“So what’s the deal with that…” Tony paused as he tried to figure out the right word, “that situation.” He motioned to the brick-like device strapped proudly on Peter’s belt.

 “My Zune?” 

 “Yeah.” 

 The thing was ancient, in Tony’s–and most of the world’s–eyes, and he’d been admittedly horrified when Quill, confused that nobody else had one, bragged about being ahead of the times. But aside from the initial shock, Tony couldn’t say he was surprised. Peter was one in the same with his Zune, in the sense that they were both outdated objects trying their best to exist in a modernized world. It didn’t go unnoticed that Quill’s knowledge of Earth stopped in the late 80’s. He was very much like Steve. A time traveler, wide-eyed at the wonders of the present, but clinging to the safety of the past. And like Steve, Peter adapted. He learned, and accepted what he learned; save for the news Michael Jackson had died. Peter was smart and put music as a priority. By now, he would’ve discovered something more…practical. Tony knew there was a story behind that damned Zune. 

Peter, on the other hand, was feeling very self-conscious. Tony Stark was already becoming somewhat of an idol to him, and while he was excited to be catching up on all he’d missed, there was still some embarrassment attached to how behind he was. 

“It was a gift from,” Peter’s voice hitched. Yondu? His dad? He had two perfectly good options he could use, yet, neither seemed able to leave his mouth. “It was a gift.”

Tony nodded in understanding. One fragmented sentence was all he needed. 

“That gift could be about fifty times better if you give me a few hours with it.“ 

Peter clutched his Zune protectively. “What do you mean?”

“I mean I can give it some upgrades. It’ll look the same, I promise. It’ll just be better. And if I mess it up, I’ll give you one one free punch.” 

“It’s worth more to me than just a punch in the face.”

“Well we can negotiate on that one later.”  

***

Tony was rambling. Something about a GPS, extended battery life, and so many songs, but all Peter could focus on was the case. It was red, the same shade as his jacket, and on the back was a symbol he’d come to know very well. Ravager flames. The same ones he used to wear. The same ones Yondu wore until the day he died. “How did you…?” Peter trailed off and traced his thumb over the outline. 

“A little green birdie gave me some design advice. It’s just a placeholder until I can get my hands on something  stronger. It might take some time, but it’ll make that thing indestructible,” He paused, briefly losing himself in his own thoughts. “My father used the same stuff a long time ago to make something for a friend. Might as well carry on the legacy.”    

Quill nodded, still half-listening as he began inspecting the newer, sleeker images displaying on the screen. All his songs were still there. So were the playlists he’d made to single out the music given to him by his mother. But under those were lists he never made, each titled a different name. Clint’s Mix, Steve’s Mix, Wanda’s Mix, Natasha’s Mix, Tony’s Superior Mix…and a few other names he didn’t yet recognize. Tony peeked over his shoulder.

“Figured we needed to modernize more than just your tech. With the exception of Rogers–who is the only thing older than your player–I think you’ll have more than enough to bring you up to speed. Welcome to The Avengers…or more importantly, welcome to 2017.”

Steve: Wanda is a kid, she can’t be locked into the facility!
Steve: she needs to come and join the battle instead
Fandom: yasssss team cap!
Tony: Peter is a kid, so I’m going to upgrade his suit to make it more efficient, I’m going to bring him in just to stay on the edges of the fight and do some webbing, I’m going to tell him what to do in case Steve attacks him and how to defend himself. He’s a superpowered kid but I won’t blindly throw him into a fight.
Tony: *immediately sends Spidey home after he gets hit once*
Fandom: evil man has recruited a child :/
(Bonus)
Steve: drops a huge thing on Peter with no previous knowledge that Peter is superpowered, expects him to hold it up, walks away with Peter struggling
Fandom: badass Steve!

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#I’m not sure about the Wanda thing because she’s….I THINK she’s a legal adult? surely she is? #but I’m a bit annoyed that Steve gets no criticism for #…well for hurting a child

poedamnhot:

I was just rewatching the first Iron Man movie and something stood out to me

When Tony wakes up in the cave and the terrorists come in to tell him to build the Jericho missile, Tony’s immediate response was “I refuse.”

No hesitation at all. It was clear and steadfast refusal. And even after they WATERBOARDED him multiple times, he still wasn’t willing to do it.

People say Tony Stark was just an arrogant womanizing jerk before he was Iron Man, yet even before he was the man in the armor, when faced with threats to his survival, Tony refused to build weapons that would be used by terrorists to hurt people.

Yes perhaps Tony was ignorant and naive to the reality of what his weapons could be used for or fall into the wrong hands, but his weapons manufacturing was never about the desire to hurt people but rather the desire to protect. His father built weapons for the government to help end wars and save lives, and here he is trying to continue that legacy of smarter and better weapons that would strike out enemy targets that don’t end up with collateral damage.

He had no idea that the man who helped raised him, a man he trusted, had all this time been double dealing behind his back and using him – he had no idea Obadiah was making deals with terrorists – yet the moment Tony found out his weapons were falling into the wrong hands, he put an immediate stop to it with no care about how it would effect his wealth or the fact that they were now suddenly a weapons manufacturing company that makes no weapons. What mattered more was not allowing his weapons to harm any more innocent lives.

“I saw young Americans killed by the very weapons I designed to protect them.”

The real tragedy of Tony Stark is that he cares, he cares so much, yet that care and desire to protect can also be the thing that drives him to the extreme that allows something like Ultron to come into being.

Ultron wasn’t just born out of Tony’s fear, it was also born out of Tony’s desire to save and protect lives, which is incredibly sad and tragic, that someone who has so much care and love for people, who tries so hard to protect lives, always end up creating the things that did more harm than protection.

Even in Civil War, in trying to protect the team, in trying to keep them all safe and together, the harder he tried, the more the team crumbled and broke.

Tony Stark has always wanted to save lives, to protect people, yet it almost always never goes his way, it almost always fall apart and he’s left standing in the wreckage tying to rebuild and try again because that’s all he knows how to do.