So, I’ve been going through some old books looking for things I can sell, and I found a book I forgot I had, that I probably got as a present many many years ago. And it’s the best thing ever.

At first glance I thought it was a diary, and it kind of is, only the crew have filled it in themselves. Parts of it are hilarious. Parts are a little sad, like when it gets to December and all the crew draw a picture of what they want for Christmas and Lister draws the Earth.

But then there’s this, which is next level amazing…

Because yes, that is Rimmer and Lister attempting to write smut. 😂

(You should get this book if you can. You won’t regret it!)


Kraglin: Don’t get me wrong, there were a lotta contenders.

Happy late father’s day, everyone!



// What kind of a disney princess are you? (insp)

Why does this fit so well?



Remember Dr. Montgomery Montgomery from A Series of Unfortunate Events? The Baudelaires called him Uncle Monty. He was a herpetologist. Herpetology. Study of amphibians and reptiles like snakes. Pythons? Those are snakes. Uncle Monty. Studied snakes. Snakes like pythons. Monty Python.

I am fucking seething with rage right now