Dear Customer,
Thank you for choosing International Rescue as your saviour from mortal peril. So that we can continue to improve our services, we’d like you to complete a short customer feedback survey.
The rescue service I was provided was…
A) on the scene within 10 minutes.
B) on the scene between 10 minutes to two hours.
C) took over two hours to arrive.
D) N/A I called you yesterday and you haven’t even left the sodding Villa yet.The IR rep I spoke to was…
A) compassionate, considerate and knowledgeable.
B) compassionate, considerate and knowledgeable.
C) compassionate, considerate and knowledgeable.
D) Alan Tracy.The injuries I sustained in the incident were…
A) none or non-severe.
B) severe, but I have now recovered.
C) severe, I am still recovering.
D) I was fine until the ginger one shot me.Thank you for taking the time to complete this survey! Have a great day,
IR x
hehe
Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language
and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)
but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first
Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke
and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people
and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)
The Vision flying around screaming “ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE”
