I’M SORRY THAT’S THE BEST NAMEFOR FANCY-ASS ORCHID PLANTS ANDI’M CALLING THEM THAT FOREVER NOW. BEHOLD: THE LOVELY LADY SLIPPER BOLLOCKWORT, ‘QUEEN OF THE NIGHT’.
(Yondu preparing packed lunch for his kids for the win. He adds booze to all of them, causing Peter to throw something at him when the Terran finds it in lil’ Groot’s lunch.)
ok i started a new game on skyrim today and in the beginning the thief from rorikstead makes a run for it and of course that’s the part where the imperial archer kills him so i looked away for a second and then heard a distressed horse sound and when i looked back i saw the theif still running away, unarrowed, because a horse somehow got in the way
and now he’s just fucking gone
godspeed you glorious bastard
Talos guide him
Alternate universe where the Dragonborn gets executed and the world is saved by some random coward of a thief who somehow survived the first five minutes of the game. :D
i had a whole post lined up and then deleted it because the only takeaway you need for The Greatest Showman is that PT Barnum, played by Hugh Jackman, does in fact steal a loaf of bread in the beginning of the movie and I was the only one to laugh at that in a crowded theater
