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Steven Moffat, Sex And Me
“Show me the man who says anything against women, as women, and I boldly declare he is not a man.” -Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers
Steven Moffat ain’t a feminist. He’s said some really rubbish things, like that thing about how difficult it is to be a straight white male when it is most certainly not. Okay, I know a lot of quotes from him were taken out of context, but enough of them weren’t. Like this one, which really got me:
“A young married couple without a kid? They’re just dating. You tell yourself you’re married, but really you’re dating.”
That one hurts because I know people who are trying desperately for a kid and I’m pretty sure they’re married, since I was at the wedding and all. Or what about the people who don’t want kids? Or, selfishly, what about me? There’s something wrong with me now and children may not be an option any more. Things are piling up and sex might not be an option anymore. Does that make my future marriage mean less? I wish he hadn’t said that; I wish he’d use his not inconsiderable media power more wisely.
But I think Moffat’s writing problems spring from the fact that he thinks (or, you know, I think he thinks) that sex and the ability to have sex is the most important thing about a person. Sex gives you power, sex gives you control, sex gives you children. That’s why neither Sherlock or the Doctor can be asexual, why Amy, River and Irene all use sex as a weapon- to Moffat, that’s what makes characters good and makes them interesting. Sex and everything it creates.
Which brings me to Moffat’s attitudes on women, specifically. With only Moffat the writer to go on, not knowing the man…I think he’s jealous of them, in a way he probably doesn’t even know about. Womb envy or whatever it’s called. If sex is the most important thing, and if he thinks a woman can use sex as a weapon (or as a distraction- see Space and Time), and if he thinks a woman can have a baby and bond with it in a way a man probably can’t…I think The Doctor The Widow and the Wardrobe hinted that Moffat thinks being a mother is the most important thing in the world. And he isn’t one. Hence bad stuff. I doubt he even considered how traumatic a situation he put Amy in at the end of The Almost People– according to DWM, he “wanted Amy to have a baby just like that,” and thought about time
compression to reduce her pregnancy period before settling on the Ganger thing. And in the end poor old Amy suffered more than anyone, with things that wouldn’t have happened if not for her gender.
I wish he’d pay attention to his critics. (I do suspect The Doctor The Widow and the Wardrobe was a reaction to the misogyny criticism, just not the most well-thought-out one.) He badly needs to get some women on staff, for a start, and he needs to think about what his female characters can do rather than what can be done to them. Amy deciding to kill Kovarian was a good start, but River needs more interests outside the Doctor, and Irene needs to come back and kick everyone’s arse (including Sherlock’s) in style. I know Moffat will never read this, but I hope he picks up somehow that people want less Strong Female Characters (i.e. sex, guns, rock n’ roll) and more…female characters. If that makes sense. I think he can do it, he’s a great writer. Someday he may even be a good one.
Recently Moffat was rightly criticised for saying asexuality was boring. His worldview really does seem to revolve around sex and procreation, and I hope one day it doesn’t. I don’t know for sure if there is a place for me, or for many others, in Moffat’s Whoniverse. But I’m gonna force my way in anyway- I love Eleven and Amy and Rory and River and they, I’m sure, would welcome me with open arms.
I don’t really trust Moffat to make improvements, he has reacted badly to criticism so far, but I believe and hope that the world isn’t divided into good people and misogynists. (Paraphrasing the fabulous JK Rowling there- hey, maybe she should join the writing staff!) And regardless of what happens with my future children, I will be married, because I want to be.
Why Colin Salmon oughta be a future Doctor

Here’s Colin Salmon as Dr Moon- as you probably remember, he was the ‘virus checker’ for the Library. He’s part of the computer River ends up in. BUT! What if he’s also the Doctor?
Let’s say that after a long life of fun and adventure, the Doctor goes to the Library planet, long before River gets there. He uploads himself into the computer, replacing the original Dr Moon (which is merely a computer code and wouldn’t mind). He hangs out with CAL and later Donna (whom he is delighted to see) before River arrives…

When River arrives, he’s there to greet her. River reunites with her teammates and then…THEN…the Doctor asks “River, don’t you recognise me?” River looks into the eyes of the man she knows as Dr Moon and realises he’s the Doctor, her husband. They tearfully reunite.
River now has the man she loves and a whole new world of her own- sometimes she reads to the children, sometimes she reads for herself, sometimes she parties solo, and sometimes she goes on adventures with the Doctor just like she used to. Happy endings all round!
And for a bonus happy ending: Amy and Rory made a prior arrangement with the Doctor to be uploaded into the Library after their deaths. Since this is a computer world where apparently anything goes, Amy and Rory finally get to raise their baby, while adult River gets to simultaneously have her life.
They all live happily ever after! The end.
A brief defense of wedding-day kissing
(A companion piece to this!)
As you can see by the other piece, I was always a bit annoyed by Amy trying to kiss the Doctor on her wedding day, but something or other on GB made me change my mind about it. Unfortunately I can’t remember what it was or who said it. Buuuut, some things to think about-
a) Rory doesn’t mind Amy announcing to the Doctor, “you may definitely kiss the bride”, otherwise we can probably assume he wouldn’t be smiling at her and dancing with her. He doesn’t seem especially bothered by “We haven’t even had a snog in the shrubbery yet”, either- he goes “Amy!”, there’s that quick “My wedding/Our wedding” exchange, and then he cheerfully runs off in the TARDIS with her.
(Quick interlude! My fiance points out that it’s not unusual for the best man, say, to kiss the bride. This is basically that with the genders reversed.)
b) Amy’s later comment “Where are you going? We haven’t even had a snog in the shrubbery yet” could be taken a few ways: her and the Doctor haven’t had a snog in the shrubbery- or her and Rory haven’t had a snog in the shrubbery- or they have not in fact witnessed any snogging in the shrubbery, which is of course something every wedding day needs. (And now I’m going to stop saying ‘shrubbery’ before I turn into a Knight who says Ni.)
Steven Moffat did once say something about that scene- something like ‘Well, Amy won’t always behave in a likeable way’ -but I still like her, always have. Basically- I think the whole thing is just a joke or a bit of banter between those three, Amy and her boys. I love those crazy kids so much.
Doctor Who racebending
I don’t have any specific reason for doing this…well, maybe the thought of Richard Ayoade playing Rory. HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BEEEEE

Ukweli Roach as Eleven
I watch Eternal Law for this man. He would make a fantastic, FANTASTIC Doctor. He’s got Eleven’s sense of wonder and bafflement down pat. Plus he’s already played an ancient man in a young man’s body.

Antonia Thomas as Amy
You’ve probably seen her as Alisha in Misfits. Like Amy, Alisha is tough, courageous and snarky, and they have similar fashion sense. And similar drop-dead-gorgeous looks. I think Antonia would have made a wonderful Amy- she’s not Scottish, but even so.

Richard Ayoade as Rory
Okay, so you’ve probably only ever seen him as Moss in The IT Crowd, but he’s definiately capable of Serious Acting. In Garth Merengi’s Darkplace (never seen it? It’s brilliant!) all the actors walk a fine line between serious acting and seriously terrible acting, and that takes skill. And, as demonstrated in the picture, he can do adorkable very well.

Sophie Okonedo as River
She was Liz 10 in The Beast Below, remember that? And she was badass and fabulous. Imagine Sophie as River and Alex as Liz. That would be awesome.
What do y’all think? :D
Doctor Who fic: A Bad Man Goes To War
Title: A Bad Man Goes To War
Author: sarah531
Rating: PG
Characters: Rory
Pairings: Amy/Rory
Summary: After Amy is taken to Demons Run, Rory struggles with his jealousies and fears.











