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the hobbits with Aragorn: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!
Aragorn: there’s food at home
hobbits, muttering: I fucking hate this familythe hobbits with Gandalf: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!
Gandalf: [pulls into drive thru]
hobbits: [cheering]
Gandalf: one black coffee pleasethe hobbits with Boromir: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!
Boromir: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!
The Jedi Apprentice books by someone who hasn’t read them
Qui-Gon: I didn’t understand why people liked their dumb Padawans so much until I got a dumb Padawan myself
*holds Baby Kenobi up in front of council*
Qui-Gon: I’ve only had Obi-Wan a day and a half, and already if anything happened to him I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself
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