windona said: 19, 18, 15, Spectacular Spider-Man (yes I requested this because I always need more people to nerd out about it with)
Alas I have probably not seen enough of it yet to do this justice…
I looked for it on Netflix but they don’t have it! I think I’m gonna have to download it…(I can do that now, even in Britain, heh.)
[ on success ] I’ve only ever really been in shows of friends, so I don’t know exactly what happened. I think I’m incredibly cheap to hire. That can buy some traction. I’m as cheap as it’s possible for an actor to be legally.#i love how MEAN he is sometimes #but he’s so cute and says it in such a flat way #people just laugh it off #but he’s so BITING #like the ‘it’s a hell of a medical form’ one #he might as well have said #‘stop describing myself to me as if i’m some kind of oddity you motherfucker’ #but instead he’s sarcastic about it in just the right way #GOD #he’s so motherfucking smart and ruthless and i love him #richard ayoade (x)
So he was dropping his girlfriend off at her house and he was taking my grandfather’s NEW truck.
The police pulled him over and he put his hands on the steering wheel, like you’re supposed to do, and he waited on the police officer to approach him.
The police officer informed him that he pulled him over because there was something wrong with the tailpipe of the truck (keep in mind, brand new truck) & that he needed his license and registration, so my cousin gave it to him.
As the police officer went back to his car, my cousin called my grandpa and told him that something was wrong with his tailpipe on his BRAND NEW TRUCK.
My grandpa, thinking something was not right, asked where my cousin was and went to arrive where he was being pulled over at.
Back to my cousin, waiting on the police officer, 3 more cop cars pulled up and one had a K-9 dog with him. My cousin, confused, asked what was going on. The police told him nothing, not to worry about it. He kept talking to my cousin to distract him, but my cousin saw in the rear view mirror that the police officer with the K-9 dog had something in his hand.
The police officer with the k-9 dog called the other police over and told him, “the dog smells weed.” My cousin does not smoke, and my grandfather doesn’t carry weed.
When the police asked my cousin if he had any drugs on him, my grandpa pulled up in his car. At the very moment, the police with the K-9 dog got back in his car, & sped off. The first police officer told my grandpa, “we’re done here.” & left in his car with the other cops following him.
Guys.
The police officer was going to try and plant weed in my grandpa’s truck.
He was going to say that it was my cousins.
My cousin could have been the next hashtag on our social media networks.
REBLOG THIS BECAUSE I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE THIS SHIT. SOME POLICEMAN ARENT SHIT AND DO NOT DESERVE THEIR BADGE. THEY DELIBERATELY TARGETED MY 18 YEAR OLD COUSIN AND WAS GOING TO SET HIM UP. THIS IS BULLSHIT.
