the doctor

Song: She’s Actual Size
Artist: They Might Be Giants
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: River, the Doctor (in many incarnations- so you’ve got Ten, Eleven, River, Melody and Mels)
Pairings: River/Doctor
Length: 1.58
Vidder: sarah531
Summary: Big men often tremble/As they step aside/I thought I was big once/She changed my mind…


Whovengers

Fury = The Doctor: Both look after their bands of misfits, and defend the Earth.
Tony = Jack: International/intergalactic playboys willing to die for the greater good. Many times over in Jack’s case.
Steve = Martha: Underdogs who became heroes, fighting tyrants for freedom and justice.
Bruce = Donna: Both forced to embrace a personality they didn’t want. The only difference is, Donna no longer remembers what it was like to be fully her.
Natasha = Amy: Both badass redheads with pasts they tend to run from.
Clint = Rory: Soldier types who always come as a package deal with their badass redhead.
Phil = Mickey: Both The Man In Havana, both eventually drawn to Big Fucking Guns.
Maria = River: The capable second-in-command.
Thor = Rose: Both channel godlike powers (that they had to prove themselves worthy of.) Also, both blonde.
Loki = The Master: These two would get on like a house on fire…no survivors.

DW Series Seven wish list

Dear Moffat, I would like:

  • Some sort of ending that ensures the Ponds get to raise their baby while also ensuring that River grows up to be River
  • Amy’s killing of Madam Kovarian actually being addressed
  • Rory being a nurse a lot and being kind to villains-of-the-week
  • The show to remember that Amy is a model/perfume designer/businesswoman now
  • Canton to make an appearance
  • Captain Jack to make an appearance
  • Martha to make an appearance
  • (Oh please give us Martha and Mickey)
  • River being shown to have a career outside the Doctor, one she both likes and is good at
  • Rory and the Doctor asking Amy for permission to hug the other
  • You to explain that bloody photo in Melody’s room at the orphanage
  • You to kindly plug the plot hole where Melody is a little girl in 1970s New York one moment and a little girl in 1990s Leadworth the next
  • To meet all of Rory’s family and them be TOTALLY AWESOME
  • Amy’s parents to be in the show again
  • More of baby!Amelia and Rory and if possible baby!Mels
  • dinosaurs

Analysing The Ponds #4: Naming The Ponds

Yeeeees…I know I said I’d be doing The Timeline Of River Song next. But because a) it’s taking longer than I expected and b) it’s not really analysis, I’ve decided to make that a whole seperate project and finish Analysing The Ponds first. (I’ve gone back and edited some of the previous posts with new observations, too) So here we have…names!

Names in Doctor Who are chosen well. Sure, a lot of this probably wasn’t intentional…but I don’t care!

Amy– you know already that it means ‘beloved’. But Amy’s full name is Amelia, which means ‘Industrious and striving’. A very fitting name for a woman who later a) started her own perfume business and b) saved the world several times.

Amy’s middle name is Jessica, and this is quite interesting- it means ‘God is watching’. If you consider that Amy basically holds the Doctor up as a god, that name becomes a very suitable one. The Doctor has watched her throughout her entire life, from childhood to adulthood…

And of course, Amy’s last name is Pond– she’s named after water. Water is very much Amy’s element, associated as it is with intuition, imagination, emotion, and the feminine. Plus, well, water brings life. If not for the Ponds and the Rivers, life on Earth would simply not exist as we know it…

There may also be something to be said about the fact that a Pond stands still while a River flows, but our Ponds have travelled the universe and have not really stood still even back on Earth, so I’m not sure that bit quite stands up…

Rory, as I may have mentioned, means ‘red’- ‘red king’ to be specific (see icon!). Red like Amy’s hair. The name has both Irish and Scottish roots, apparently- Scottish, like Amy herself! And I like the ‘king’ part, as Rory very much grows into a (symbolic) King- one with a red cape, as well.

I also like that ‘Rory’ can be a male or a female name, as Rory himself has a few feminine qualities.

Williams next- Wikipedia has a whole page on the name. “Derived from an Old French given name with Germanic elements; will = desire, will; and helm = helmet, protection.” Desire, will, protection and helmet- ah, those words are very much Rory-related. Desire for Amy, will to do the right thing, protection of Amy/Doctor/Melody, and helmet- he had a Roman helmet as the Last Centurion.

Melody means- you guessed it- music and song. Alas, there’s not a lot else to be got there! But…what can always break the Silence? A Song.

Mels in Leadworth takes the name Zucker. When we first heard Mels’ surname- I think it was on a trading card or something- people pointed out that it sounded like ‘Sucker!’ Which is a very, very Moffat thing to do, considering that Mels herself is a walking plot twist. But it is also a German name meaning ‘sugar’…now, “sugar” is often used as the pet name for a partner or lover, and of course sugar is the primary ingredient of sweets. Hello, sweetie

Ah…and then there’s Mrs Robinson, the Doctor’s occasional name for River. Mrs Robinson is the quissential name for ‘the older woman’ after the film The Graduate, which showed a young man (played by Dustin Hoffman) falling in love with an older woman. But interestingly, in the end Dustin Hoffman leaves with the woman’s daughter instead. Maybe the Doctor should have called Amy Mrs Robinson…

Let’s move on to the elder Ponds, as they are of course important figures in Amy, Rory and Melody’s lives…

Amy’s mother is called Tabitha. There’s a famous Tabitha in the Bible who was raised from the dead by by Saint Peter…and Tabitha herself, along with her husband, is (technically speaking) raised from the dead. Neat!

Augustus was the name of the first Roman Emperor. Amy, of course, was fascinated by Roman history, to the extenct that the Alliance built a whole army of Auton Romans from her mind- was Amy’s love of this era a subconcious connection to the father she never had? (I like to think so.)

Sharon means Forest. A word that plays an important part in Amy, Rory and Melody’s lives- the only water in the forest is the river.

And then there’s the people who play various roles, however tiny, in the lives of the Ponds-

Lorna is a popular name in Scotland, Amy’s land of origin. Her surname Bucket is more significant, though- a bucket is of course used to transfer water, and what does Lorna do? She makes a Pond (via her prayer leaf) a River, of course.

The name Renfrew means “Dwells near the still river”- and Dr Renfrew dwells with and looks after the girl who will grow to be River. (That one was definitely done on purpose.)

Kovarian, the woman charged with delivering Amy’s baby, very nearly has the word ‘ovary’ in her name. ‘Madame’ I think is a title given to women of high rank (and Kovarian does seem to be the only woman working for the Silence.)

I find it significant that the woman killed by the Silence in front of Amy was called Joy, as her death definitely symbolises the end of any real joy for Amy in Series Six. She’s already seen her best friend die, but things get even worse- she even loses her baby, which is most likely the most traumatic thing to ever happen to a Companion.

And then there’s places-

Leadworth as a name doesn’t seem to actually mean anything, but lead is a metal that soon turns to a dull greyish colour. And to Amy, Leadworth was often dull and grey. Not only that, but lead is poisonous- maybe the Amy we know would have ‘died’ had she stayed in Leadworth.

Stormcage contains the wife of “The Oncoming Storm”…

Byzantium was a city which became the imperial residence of- who else- the Romans. Romans are everywhere in Series Five! (The city is now the place called Istanbul, in Turkey.)

Lake Silencio is, of course, named after the Silence. (It doesn’t actually exist, by the way. I checked.)

And then, of course, there’s the Doctor’s name- the one great secret. But you know…he’s married into the Pond family, where the tradition so far is for the men to take the wife’s surname. (Although Amy has been called Williams from time to time, interviews, promo material and Amy herself have firmly labeled Rory as a Pond.) Could the Doctor maybe get around this whole thing by simply announcing to the Silence…

…”I am Mr Song?”

Why Colin Salmon oughta be a future Doctor


Here’s Colin Salmon as Dr Moon- as you probably remember, he was the ‘virus checker’ for the Library. He’s part of the computer River ends up in. BUT! What if he’s also the Doctor?

Let’s say that after a long life of fun and adventure, the Doctor goes to the Library planet, long before River gets there. He uploads himself into the computer, replacing the original Dr Moon (which is merely a computer code and wouldn’t mind). He hangs out with CAL and later Donna (whom he is delighted to see) before River arrives…


When River arrives, he’s there to greet her. River reunites with her teammates and then…THEN…the Doctor asks “River, don’t you recognise me?” River looks into the eyes of the man she knows as Dr Moon and realises he’s the Doctor, her husband. They tearfully reunite.

River now has the man she loves and a whole new world of her own- sometimes she reads to the children, sometimes she reads for herself, sometimes she parties solo, and sometimes she goes on adventures with the Doctor just like she used to. Happy endings all round!

And for a bonus happy ending: Amy and Rory made a prior arrangement with the Doctor to be uploaded into the Library after their deaths. Since this is a computer world where apparently anything goes, Amy and Rory finally get to raise their baby, while adult River gets to simultaneously have her life.

They all live happily ever after! The end.