I’m sorry I didn’t do none of it right.
peter quill
Peter: aren’t you supposed to gasp and cover my ears?
Yondu: huh?
The Ravager answer to That SuperfamilyMemeYondu’s been encouraging Peter to swear since the first day they picked him up and he was called “A big meanie jerkface!”
Personal headcanon: Peter’s swear-ratings are very messed up, by Terran standards. His mom always taught him that ‘a-hole’ was a Bad Word, but he didn’t really know ‘big kid’ cusses until he got to space and learned their Xandarian equivalents. So he’s a very liberal user of ‘fuck’ and ‘shit’, but he saves ‘a-hole’ and ‘jerkass’ for special occasions.
I wanna hunt like David,
I wanna kill me a giant man,
I wanna slay my demons,
But I got lots of them, I got lots of them
watched GOTG2 again tonight (as is probably fairly obvious) and y’know the music that plays when Yondu dies? That’s the same music which plays when Peter and Ego are playing catch, I think. Except in the Ego scene, it’s kinda… soft and stately and seductive, and in Yondu’s scene it’s more raw and sad and triumphant.
An idea that won’t leave my head: in some far-off uncharted corner of the Marvel world, Emily Lyman cheats on her abusive husband with a strange man who claims to be an alien. Maybe he can help her leave Norman, she thinks, but he doesn’t. Through what seems like no fault of his own, he leaves her alone and pregnant. Luckily, Norman never suspects that the baby isn’t his.
Emily gives birth, names the child Harry and promises she’ll do the best she can for him. But, when Harry is still an infant, she’s stricken down with cancer. She dies in despair, but clinging to a shred of hope that Harry’s real father will reappear one day and take Harry away from Norman. But Ego – for it was Ego – is of course far from the man Emily thought he was. He never loved Emily and won’t love her son.
By the time Yondu comes to pick the eight-year-old Harry up, he already knows in his gut that something’s terribly wrong with Ego’s planet. He looks at Harry, looks at Norman, looks back on his memories of the last couple of kids he delivered, and thinks “fuck this”.
Suddenly, Harry Osborn is a space pirate under Yondu. A couple of years later he gains a brother called Peter. (He likes that name. He had a childhood friend with that name.) What’s going to happen next? What has the universe got in store for him? Harry doesn’t know, but he’s kind of glad about the way things turned out.