what i learned today: in 1800 alexander hamilton and aaron burr were both defense lawyers for a guy who was accused of murder. they tried to cast suspicion on another guy who was near the scene of the crime, richard croucher. the details of what happened next are contentious, because the court transcript is vague and it honestly sounds like something either of these two fuckos would have done, so here’s a brief run-down of the two equally beautiful stories that have evolved regarding richard croucher’s day in court, paraphrased from ron chernow who was kind enough to ensure history didn’t forget this anecdote
the legend is, while croucher was testifying, hamilton held two candles under the dude’s face, giving him a “sinister glow”. he told the jury, “i conjure you to look through that man’s countenance to his conscience.” apparently spooked by a-ham’s theatrics, croucher confessed on the spot.
however! aaron burr later insisted HE was the one who put on this circus show. his version of the story is, he grabbed two candelabras and thrust them at croucher, exclaiming “BEHOLD THE MURDERER, GENTLEMEN!” croucher then ran out of the courtroom in terror
Young man
We are outgunned, outmanned
I said, young man
We’re outnumbered, outplanned
And we gotta
Make an all out stand
I’m gonna need a right hand man
INKTOBER: Day 11: NEVER FORGET: LIL’ SEBASTIAN. Ron offers a sincere salute, but dares not look upon the ghostly visage of such a wonderful tiny horse; This is done at the request of my friend Dave (who takes astonishing photographs and puts them over at https://www.flickr.com/photos/126235057@N07/ , check them OUT)
