there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander
It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….
the proof is out there
Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’
[J. Jonah Jameson voice] It’s not SLANDER! …If it’s in print it’s LIBEL!
I’m so tired. I just wanna curl up in Thor’s big muscular arms and use his bara titties as firm pillows for my aching back and neck. He could summon some rain for ambiance as I slept, too. Gosh Thor would be so good for nap time. I don’t even care about how staticy my hair would get, and if he had to adventure??? Just put me in one of those toddler slings strapped to his chest, I’ll drool all over it. He’d let me do that too. He’s just so good. 10/10 quality naps.
which one of the guardians of the galaxy wrote this
Drax
they all want this, Drax is just the only one brave enough to write it down
Even when Steve is dying he gets that from people/Kree…
“You are fair of face and pleasing in form” man on death’s door. :D
Avengers #347 by Bob Harras
You know what I didn’t realize until now? In that first gifset, it’s only Howard who’s checking Steve’s bod out. Erskine is entirely focused on Steve’s face – wanting to be sure he’s okay.
The blonde woman in the third gif is Laura Haddock, who played Peter Quill’s mother later! So I like to think that the woman in CA:TFA is Quill’s grandmother or something.
Even when Steve is dying he gets that from people/Kree…
“You are fair of face and pleasing in form” man on death’s door. :D
Avengers #347 by Bob Harras
You know what I didn’t realize until now? In that first gifset, it’s only Howard who’s checking Steve’s bod out. Erskine is entirely focused on Steve’s face – wanting to be sure he’s okay.
The blonde woman in the third gif is Laura Haddock, who played Peter Quill’s mother later! So I like to think that the woman in CA:TFA is Quill’s grandmother or something.
