man, comics are fascinating and terrible
but at least being a comics fan gives you the ultimate power
what is canon? literally whatever you like, pick and choose from a zillion issues of contradictory nonsense because who can stop you? no one
once you’ve been a comics fan, you feel so free to do this with everything else. “that was bad and by a bad writer and it didn’t happen. GONE.”
i highly recommend it.
heh
I just really want to know what will happen when Pepper hears Vision speak for the first time and is all “the crap did you do to Jarvis, Tony, I thought we tALKED ABOUT A.I.s – I LITERALLY JUST CLEANED UP YOUR ULTRON MESS YOU SWINE”
also shh vision is more like Jarvis than you think and becomes bffs with pepper
Star Wars: There are forces in the universe which are all-powerful and unknowable, and you should be careful lest they corrupt you.
Star Trek: There are forces in the universe which are all-powerful and unknowable, and they like to dick with humanity for their own amusement.
Doctor Who: There are forces in the universe which are all-powerful and unknowable, and one of them is the main character. He likes jelly babies.
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