heh

actualvampireang:

mercy-misrule:

man, comics are fascinating and terrible

but at least being a comics fan gives you the ultimate power

what is canon? literally whatever you like, pick and choose from a zillion issues of contradictory nonsense because who can stop you? no one

once you’ve been a comics fan, you feel so free to do this with everything else. “that was bad and by a bad writer and it didn’t happen. GONE.”

i highly recommend it.

Star Wars: There are forces in the universe which are all-powerful and unknowable, and you should be careful lest they corrupt you.
Star Trek: There are forces in the universe which are all-powerful and unknowable, and they like to dick with humanity for their own amusement.
Doctor Who: There are forces in the universe which are all-powerful and unknowable, and one of them is the main character. He likes jelly babies.

[via charamei]