This titles could become a hobbit.
Source: Nerdgasm
heh
The Master: Hmmm, the Doctor sure didn’t like it when I made an army of robotically enhanced humans from the future for myself to take over the world and rule the universe…
The Master: OoooOOOOOHHHH!! What if I gave HIM an army of robotically enhanced humans FROM THE PAST?? PERFECT GIFT LET’S DO IT.
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if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff
like one human raises their thumb to another human
that’s good, humans like that
one human raises their middle finger to another human
humans do NOT LIKE THAT
humans think that is a BAD FINGER
don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me
any other finger is ok just not that one
Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.
the vault dweller: i have an important mission i must fulfill
the chosen one: i have an important destiny i must fulfill
the lone wanderer: i have an important dad i must find
the courier: [doing roundhouse kicks and making wooshing noises in the middle of the mojave to a radio playing “ain’t that a kick in the head”]
[via spacetwinks]
“A Fair Acrobat Soundly Thrashes A Man” (1898). He threatened her father; she “boxed [him] well about the head.” -via Bob Nicholson
