endless evidence that peter parker is most interesting as a former teen superhero defending and dispensing advice to current teen superheroes
GEE IT’S ALMOST LIKE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND AGING IS BENEFICIAL.
spiderman
616 spiderverse – reluctantheroine
my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: Harry my baby
my trash-shit fave: ……………..also Harry
my I love to hate them fave: Norman (as a villain, though, certainly not as a person!)
my I hate to love them fave: Hmm I dunno. Someone will probably come to me in a few hours
my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: The writers responsible for breaking up the Spider-marriage
my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: Can’t think of anyone!
my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: Flash
my I
will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender,
there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will
be fave ship: Parksborn
my dirtybadwrong fave ship: Probably also Parksborn
my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Peter/Gwen
my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: None I think
my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: Norman/Gwen
ramni spiderverse – reluctantheroine
my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: Ursula! Or MJ. Or Harry. Or Peter.
my trash-shit fave: Norman
my I love to hate them fave: Norman again!
my I hate to love them fave: Hmmm, no-one really
my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: Eddie
my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: Fandom? What fandom? Heh.
my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: No-one!
my I
will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender,
there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will
be fave ship: Parksborn!
my dirtybadwrong fave ship: nuffin
my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Peter/Gwen maybe
my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: This question’s designed mostly for the sake of wank I think
my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: Norman/anyone he’s in a position of power over
The Avengers AU: Natasha, Jane, Pepper, Mary Jane and Betty get together for girls’ nights. Things are always a little slow until the pizza gets ordered and the alcohol comes out.
Natasha: Jane, are you ever going to get off that thing?
Jane: Ten more seconds.
Pepper: This is going really well. Five extremely talented, capable women and we’re sitting around doing nothing.
Jane: Technically, I’m working.
Natasha: Jane.
Jane: Almost finished.
Mary Jane: Wasn’t there supposed to be booze?
Betty: Yes. Yes there was.
The Avengers AU: Mary Jane Watson and Sam Wilson are best friends.
Well if it isn’t the incomparable Mary Jane Watson.
Hey, Sam. I don’t know why I called. It’s silly. I’ve just… been feeling down lately. I wanted to hear a friendly voice.
Well, we can’t have that. I’m taking you out tonight. Anywhere you want. I know how to treat my girl.
You don’t have to.
I want to.
HELL YES
To those who doubt a spideypool kiss could happen in the Spider-Man/Deadpool book, I would like to remind you that Peter and Ben Grimm once made out and nobody reacted.
I really wish I knew the context of this because oh my god
XD some kids were playing with an alien machine. It made everyone fight so they fiddled with the machine and it made everyone love each other. Except people around were more like ‘i love you bro you’re my best friend’ and one guy was hugging his dogs. But for some reason Peter and Ben shoved their tongues down each other throats. Suspicious.
Awwww!
(You can’t have a bi Spider-Man, they said.)