at work I called out his coffee order and he was like “that’s not how women usually call out my name ;) ;) ;)” so I just blinked and said “I’ll try to sound more disappointed next time then” then walked away
there is nothing about wookieepedia’s pants article that isn’t hilarious to me? the one line description. the infobox. han solo’s crotch. the extremely long list of appearances.
dark wookieepedia, show me the episode no one is wearing pants
I just knew tardis wiki would have a similar page because sci-fi wikis seem to be… like this… and I came across this:
my favourite part is “you may be looking for trousers”
of course it does, i’m not even slightly surprised. and to round out the sci-fi wiki-ing, i figured i’d go check out memory alpha, which alas,lacks an underpants page, but does have a trousers page and, my favorite, a trunks page
and then there’s memory beta, which lists only one guy as ever having worn trousers in all of star trek
See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.
The year is 2012. It’s Christmas. It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree. It’s all very Norman Rockwell.
We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope.
“The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope. Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives.
The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They are of my Great-Great Grandmother.
They are nudes.
They are NOT tasteful nudes.
Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.
GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago.
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard.
So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.
There is some wild EU stuff floating around on the internet.
Apparently there was a UK Clone Wars comic that ran in Titan magazine (2010-2014). And the internet being the internet, some of the images have managed to float around.
I did a little bit of digging on this one, called the “The Fear Architects.” Apparently, the CIS builds some kind of droid that makes people afraid or conjures up their worst fears or memories or something ridiculous. So in this thing, the clones run away instead of fight.
And Obi-wan…oh, poor, poor Obi-wan…
Oh, look! He’s reliving one of the many WORST DAYS OF HIS LIFE!
“Master Qui-gon? But you’re dead. I saw you die.”
“No, not again, How could this happen again? Master – I failed you.”
I’m not even going to comment on that last panel. Just – no.
