there is nothing about wookieepedia’s pants article that isn’t hilarious to me? the one line description. the infobox. han solo’s crotch. the extremely long list of appearances.

dark wookieepedia, show me the episode no one is wearing pants

I just knew tardis wiki would have a similar page because sci-fi wikis seem to be… like this… and I came across this:

my favourite part is “you may be looking for trousers”

of course it does, i’m not even slightly surprised. and to round out the sci-fi wiki-ing, i figured i’d go check out memory alpha, which alas, lacks an underpants page, but does have a trousers page and, my favorite, a trunks page 

and then there’s memory beta, which lists only one guy as ever having worn trousers in all of star trek