“Got the morbs” should be a thing.
Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.
“Bitch the pot” – Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)
“Bang up the elephant” – Absolutely perfect; super stylish
“Well, that’s shot the bale” – Something that has missed the mark entirely
“Church-bell” – A woman prone to gossip
“Chuckaboo” – A dear friend, a bosom chum
“Beer and skittles” – A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)
“Butter on bacon” – Something overdone or too extravagant
“Cupid’s kettle drums” – Breasts, particularly large ones
“Gigglemug” – A cheerful smiling face