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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

tony walks into his living room one day to see clint on the couch eating cheetos “how did you even get in my house?!” “don’t worry,” natasha says “i let him in.” “hOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?”

clint is like “fuck off i just saved the tri-state area.” “i didn’t hear about anything happening to the tri state area” says tony. “yeah,” clint says “that’s because i do my goddamned job.”

Almost Spoiler-free Summary of Cap 2

Steve: Let’s be friends
Nat: No. vaguely alludes to tragic backstory
Steve: jumps off stuff
Steve: Let’s be friends
Fury: Hell no. vaguely alludes to tragic backstory
Steve: jumps off stuff
Steve: We’re friends
Bucky: doesn’t remember tragic backstory
Steve: jumps off stuff
Steve: Let’s be friends
Sam: HELL YEAH
Steve: jumps off stuff with Sam

[via thegeektastichedgehog]