The Queen has requested that everybody with a knighthood attend a meeting at Windsor Castle. Speaking to the sizeable crowd of ageing actors and retired musicians, she explains why – The dragons are back, and she expects that every knight will do his duty.
Everyone turns and looks at Ian McKellen.
“Oh Christ,” he says. “If only Christopher Lee were still here. Then we might have a chance.”
Dame Judi Dench stands up and cracks her knuckles. “Fine, then, if you’re all too chicken… come on, Maggie, let’s do this.”
i’m like a romanceable npc if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me
i was going to respond with “i’m this but instead of dating i adopt you and bake for you” and then it occurred to me how cool it would be if there was a game with romanceable characters except instead of romance it’s family
find the sad elf’s lost puppy and she can become your sister
adopt six orphans
just keep calling the grizzled old fighter ‘dad’ until he starts answering to it out of sheer exhausted resignation
So this is the game Peter Quill patterned his life after!
