elementary-son:

kingmunsterxvii:

You know those rooms in the hospitals with the glass windows where all the babies are kept? And there’s like a lot of babies in there? I wonder where all the babies I was in there with are today. All the other little babies who were born in the same hospital on the same day. I’d like to meet them

I’d like to fight every last one of them

suzukiblu:

dimaiv-nov:

The New Avengers

Assembled.

by Dima Ivanov

Ugh looking at this is making me so happy. Like I wasn’t super blown-away by the movie itself but WHO WANTS TO CELEBRATE THIS LINEUP WITH ME, I AM REALLY INTO THIS LINEUP. 

Count it off with me, kids:

  • two women with very different skill sets and origins, one of whom keeps up with gods and monsters on training and wits alone and the other of whom can apparently not only control the fucking HULK but also effortlessly undo the work of a goddamn INFINITY STONE 
  • two super-competent black men with absolutely zero “anti-” attached to their “hero”, one of whom is a high-ranked military officer to this day and one of whom has overcome terrible personal trauma while staying a kind and positive and badass human being
  • FUCKING ROBOT JESUS, STRAIGHT UP ROBOT JESUS ALIVE AND IN CHARGE AND KICKING ASS IN THE NAME OF CREATION 
  • Captain Fuck The System 

GIVE ME THE FIC. GIVE ME ALL THE FIC. 

wendycorduroy:

just wanna let u guys kno that like if u ever dont understand a joke or meme or something ill explain it to u in an instant.  if u ever want clarification on something ive said or aren’t capable of detecting sarcasm or whatever i will tell you if u ask.  like no exceptions u can come to me for help.