Okay, so apparently the Naboo Royal Handmaidens are trained by, and I quote, “
a secret society of female warriors” called the Order of Sanctuary. The Order of Sanctuary was considered a myth, but was actually based in remote regions of Naboo, and every royal handmaiden was granted membership.
[SLAMS FIST ON TABLE] YET ANOTHER ALL-FEMALE FIGHTING FORCE
NABOO ROYAL HANDMAIDENS → “The base requirement for handmaidens of course, is a physical resemblance to the Queen. However, a successful candidate must also pass a battery of rigorous tests that try every facet of her personality and skills.
Thirteen handmaidens are on duty in the palace at all times, and five travel with Amidala whenever she leaves Naboo. In addition to serving as bodyguard for Amidala and watching for possible threats to her life, each handmaiden is fully capable of standing in for the Queen should the situation require a decoy.” ♕
so like its canon that when padme’s handmaidens were in handmaiden bootcamp before she was coronated as queen (but presumably after she was elected) that padme snuck in and joined them? but like, what if she didnt sneak in? what if its like, The Thing for the queen-elect to join her handmaidens in handmaid bootcamp. like. what if.
amidala seems to be a reigning name taken by padme to conceal her true identity- we already know that the naboo are very fond of shit like that due to the handmaidens/decoys etc.
so like padme went into handmaid bootcamp as padme naberrie, and all the handmaidens were like, heyy padme! wanna join in on our betting pool as to which one of us is secretly the queen? padme bets its dorme, corde bets its teckla, teckla and dorme think its padme, yane bets on herself being the queen because shes a shithead and wants to fuck with everyone, and so on. idk where im going with this, but like. bootcamp shenanigans.
and then when padme is actually coronated and the bond between her and the handmaidens is so much stronger than just ruler and subordinates, which is what was supposed to happen, because the naboo are wily motherfucker- and in the end the queen of naboo is, and always has been, more than just one person.
so like its canon that when padme’s handmaidens were in handmaiden bootcamp before she was coronated as queen (but presumably after she was elected) that padme snuck in and joined them? but like, what if she didnt sneak in? what if its like, The Thing for the queen-elect to join her handmaidens in handmaid bootcamp. like. what if.
amidala seems to be a reigning name taken by padme to conceal her true identity- we already know that the naboo are very fond of shit like that due to the handmaidens/decoys etc.
so like padme went into handmaid bootcamp as padme naberrie, and all the handmaidens were like, heyy padme! wanna join in on our betting pool as to which one of us is secretly the queen? padme bets its dorme, corde bets its teckla, teckla and dorme think its padme, yane bets on herself being the queen because shes a shithead and wants to fuck with everyone, and so on. idk where im going with this, but like. bootcamp shenanigans.
and then when padme is actually coronated and the bond between her and the handmaidens is so much stronger than just ruler and subordinates, which is what was supposed to happen, because the naboo are wily motherfucker- and in the end the queen of naboo is, and always has been, more than just one person.
I’m just saying that it’s very likely one of the handmaidens of naboo didn’t have ideas befitting her station.
I mean, the danger of taking a bunch of teenage girls and teaching them how to read the political fabric of the galaxy while also acting at all times as befits a queen, plus inculcating in them the belief that at any time they may be asked to lay down their lives, is that that’s what you get.
you basically created a bunch of whipsmart girls who give no fucks, which means that when padme says “we’re going to relax our stance the tariff with regard to agricultural products from Chandrila,” sabe says, “no, that’ll badly impact the northeastern rural sectors”
and padme says, “I was elected queen,” and sabe says, “well, I’m the one acting as queen in that meeting so—”
……………which is also another way of saying that padme probably angrily made out with sabe sometimes, in between really intense political discussions about economic projections and polling numbers.
The Royal Handmaidens, Season 1 (2016)
Because in between homework, combat practice, and getting your planet’s sovereign leader ready for the day, sometimes being a Naboo teenage girl means investigating a mystery every now and again.
Starring Millie Bobby Brown, Rowan Blanchard, Aja Bair, Lily-Rose Depp, Landry Bender, and Donald Glover as the increasingly stressed Captain Panaka.
This would be AMAZING
