spiderman

symkaria:

Peter Parker, who walked out on Harry when he needed him most, when he was literally crawling after him begging for help, is completely oblivious to why Harry is angry with him

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See, here’s what I love about whole Death Of Gwen Stacy arc and all the fallout from it – almost all the sympathetic characters do behave like assholes, and yet it’s so understandable why they’re acting that way that it utterly breaks my heart. Peter walks in on Harry having a bad acid trip hours after Gwen was murdered. Just hours! While he’s looking for Harry’s father so he can kill him. No-one’s even remotely in their right state of mind. Peter’s reaction – “I have more important things to do than hold your hand” is cruel (…especially since it’s Harry’s only living relative he’s about to go kill…) but under the circumstances, I think it’s just about understandable. Back in the real world, I think there’s probably hundreds upon thousands upon millions of friends and families of drug addicts who’ve thought those words at some point, and it’s awful, but it rings pretty true, is what I’m saying.

Anyway, by the time we get to the scene depicted in the original image, a few more things have happened. Not only is Gwen dead but Norman is too, and Harry witnessed Spider-Man kill him (well, sort of). He doesn’t know that Peter is Spider-Man, but at this point he’s had two loved ones murdered in ONE DAY so he’s not really functioning at all. Peter lost the girl he loved and now probably sees her killer every time he looks at his roommate. (Y’know, since Harry and Norman look pretty alike and all.) Peter and Harry should have talked to each other properly, they should have done something, but they didn’t, setting the stage for Harry’s bouts of supervillany later on. But all things considered – and this is what makes these characters so sympathetic for me – it’s amazing things didn’t turn out even worse than they did.

The Daily Bugle crew aren’t appearing (as far as I can tell) in The Amazing Spider-Man 2, but if they were here’s who I’d want them to be:

J Jonah Jameson: Peter Capaldi w/ moustache
Joe ‘Robbie’ Robertson: Idris Elba
Betty Brant: Rinko Kikuchi
Glory Grant: Freema Agyeman
Ned Leeds (nice one, Spectacular Spider-Man): John Cho

Hey, would anyone be up for TUMBLR’S VERY FIRST Harry Osborn meme? Spanning all the Spider-Man media, not just the comics or just the movies. (Though obviously you can stick to just one if you like.) Something like this-

4 relationships
6 scenes
2 character traits
2 quotes (either from him or about him)
1 artist
1 comic
1 movie
1 TV episode
2 things of your choosing

Or adjust the numbers accordingly however you want. I’m gonna do it, anyway! Anyone else want to?

Although Gwen Stacy is played by Emma Stone now, and she had many great moments in ASM (and of course so did comic!Gwen back in her day) my favourite ever moment involving Gwen is in Spider-Man 3. Wanna hear about it?

It’s when she meets Eddie at Spider-Man Day. They’ve been on a coffee-date already and when Eddie asks to take her pictures, she makes a vaguely provocative (well, you know, by most men’s standards), smiley pose at him. (She’s a model in this ‘verse, used to posing for the camera.) Then he asks her for another date and she says no. Eddie’s expression turns to one of bubbling-under anger, but then the scene cuts away and Eddie and Gwen don’t interact again. (Although he remains obsessed with her, watching her from afar when she goes out with Peter instead)

Now let’s go through all that again-

A WOMAN ACTED PROVOCATIVELY IN FRONT OF A MAN

AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN, WITH A CAREER AS A MODEL (!), ACTED PROVOCATIVELY IN FRONT OF A MAN

WHOM SHE HAD ALREADY BEEN ON A DATE WITH THAT DIDN’T END IN SEX

EVEN THOUGH HE’S MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER SHE DENIES HIM SEX, OMG

-BUT THEN

SHE EXERCISED HER RIGHT TO SAY NO WHEN HE WANTED TO TAKE IT FURTHER

SHE DIDN’T SEE HIM AGAIN, BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T WANT TO (and after the way he looked at her, who can blame her)

-AND ALSO

SHE’S THE MAIN ‘RIVAL’ FOR PETER’S AFFECTIONS

SHE KISSES HIM AND UNINTENTIONALLY CAUSES A RIFT IN PETER AND MJ’S RELATIONSHIP

SHE ACTS FRIENDLY AND TOUCHY-FEELY AROUND PETER, ACTIONS THAT COULD BE MISCONSTRUED (AND ARE, BY MJ)

-B U T

SHE’S NOT BLAMED FOR EDDIE TURNING INTO A SUPERVILLAIN

SHE’S NOT BLAMED FOR WHAT PETER DID

SHE’S NOT BLAMED FOR ANYTHING AT ALL, QUITE RIGHTLY

SHE’S NOT ACCUSED OF LEADING EDDIE ON

SHE’S NOT TOLD SHE ‘FRIENDZONED’ HIM

MJ REACTS LESS THAN FRIENDLY TO HER, TRUE, BUT DOESN’T CALL HER A SLUT (She goes no further than to snap about Gwen’s ‘polished fingernails’, which might even be a jibe at Gwen’s higher social status, she’s the daughter of the police chief after all.)

PETER DOESN’T CALL HER A SLUT

NO-ONE CALLS HER A SLUT

BECAUSE SHE ISN’T

AND SHE FINISHES THE MOVIE ALIVE AND WELL

DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THAT IS

DO YOU