seeing a lizard run is the best thing on the planet. the way their whole body wiggles and how their little short leggies go up so high SO FAST and they’re just like hghghHhghgHGHGHG HERE I GO
My favourite is when lizards run on their back legs
everyone’s aurors and they’re terrible at everything but police work
it’s canon tho
what’s jake’s patronus
i wanted to say ‘a corgi’ but you know what i bet it’s an enormous lion wearing shutter shades. just like. this really objectively cool lion. gina’s is a timberwolf. rosa’s is the corgi.
yes good i fully accept this
holt’s patronus is a smaller holt
If patronuses can be people, then Terry’s is a dancing little girl.
no rain it’s TWO little girls
amy’s is just a glow blob because she’s too anxious, and after two seconds she doubts herself and it goes splut – unless she’s had five drinks, in which case it’s probably a majestic stallion
hitchcock and scully pretend they can’t summon one because they don’t want to be asked to do it, but in a pinch they can summon a quite passable bulldog and pig
charles has the most powerful patronus of anyone: a fully corporeal gordon ramsay that can swear out loud. you’ve never really defended against the dark arts until you’ve made a dementor sheepishly mutter, “an idiot sandwich.”
YES TO ALL does Amy have a different patronus for number of drinks? cause six drinks Amy’s patronus is like a blob fish or something.
six drink amy’s patronus is gina with a cup of tea
