Today in class we were asked to write personal statements for college applications and I found out I shouldn’t write anything after having an energy drink
So everyone kept asking and today I got my grade and she called it “brash” but gave me an A+
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count’nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
i was talking to @aj-force earlier about lister’s cartoon shirt –
this one – and how absolutely extraordinarily wholesome i find the fact that is exists.
he must have made it himself, which means that one day he sat down with a black shirt and a pot of fabric paint and went “i am going to draw my shitty space family on this shirt and i am going to wear it all the time”
i mean damn,, get yourself a friend who loves you enough to wear your face on his body every day
I can’t believe I just witnessed Luke Skywalker annihilate the Zodiac Killer with my own two eyes.
When your mama didn’t teach you to mind your business…
Who could forget that famous scene in Episode VI where Vader talked at length about how government should control everything said and done on the internet