Hi my name is Kylo Ren and I have long ebony
black hair and dark brown eyes like limpid tears and a lot
of people tell me I look like Darth Vader (AN: if u don’t know who he is
get da hell out of here!). I’m NOT related to Han Solo (I’M NOT) even though he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear
mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For
example today I was wearing a black mask with matching silver detailing around it
and a black robe with a black cloak. I also had my red lightsaber that goes in three directions instead of one because it’s special. I was walking outside Starkiller Base. It was snowing and raining so
there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of stormtroopers stared at
me. I put up my middle finger at them.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE APPROXIMATELY MID-WAY THROUGH THE MOVIE.
Hi my name is Ebenezer Scrooge and I have thin white hair and a blak hat and icy blue eyes like urchins tears and a lot of people tell me I look like a cruel old man (hint: i am and if u dont like it get te fuck outa here) . I’m not related to Jacob Marley and im glad because he majorly fucking sucks and hes dead. I I have pale white skin. I’m a dick(in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love money and I hate Christmas. For example today I was wearing a black top hat with a matching black coat. I was walking outside town. It was Christmas Eve. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of happy people stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Bah Humbug
Obi-Wan: Scenario. You arrive at Cloud City to rescue your friends from a mysterious kidnapper. You find out it’s your father. How do you handle the situation?
Luke: Well first I would be like “Dad? You’re alive? What the hell?”
