a series of unfortunate events

crystal-lillies:

“What Shall I Do, Lemony Snicket?” from one of the special paperback versions of A Series of Unfortunate Events. I think this was from The Bad Beginning, or Orphans! 

I took these back in June of 2015 right after I graduated high school and was going to the campus university bookstore after our orientation and class scheduling. I’m glad I did because the bookstore doesn’t carry it anymore or else I would have totally bought it now. 

I just love these questions and answers, so I wanted to keep them as a means to laugh or smile when I was bored or upset. Now I felt like sharing them with you all. 

thebunnyofevil:

actorsallusionpresents:

jelloapocalypse:

667darkavenue:

Dear Viewer,

The world is vast and full of wonders. So on Friday, the 13th of January, please… watch something else. #ASOUE

The first trailer for Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events on Netflix!

you guys you guys you guys YOU GUYS YOU GUYS

Anyone else getting a Rod Serling vibe from Patrick Warburton’s Lemony Snicket?  I’m getting a Rod Serling vibe.

-BOUNCES RAPIDLY IN EXCITEMENT-

adelwood:

isadora quagmire is canonically a trans girl btw

“Thank you very much,” Violet said in relief and followed the boy to a table that had plenty of room. He sat down next to a girl who looked absolutely identical to the boy. She looked about the same age, and also had very dark hair, very wide eyes, and a notebook tucked into the pocket of her thick wool sweater. The only difference seemed to be that the girl’s notebook was pitch black. Seeing two people who look so much alike is a little bit eerie, but it was better than looking at Carmelita Spats, so the Baudelaires sat down across from them and introduced themselves.

the thing about identical triplets is they always share identical DNA

septembercfawkes:

edamessiah:

septembercfawkes:

dogsinspirerabbits:

dork-larue:

treblemakeranna:

What she says: I’m fine
What she means: What time period does A Series of Unfortunate Events actually take place? There is mention of horse-drawn carriages, but also of motor cycles and automobiles, but the way the three Baudelaires dress is indicative of the nineteen hundred-something’s. Characters are dressed in both early twentieth century clothing as well as up to date clothing. There is mention of computers, fax, and phones but some things seem rather dated. What time in history is it??

I remember reading an interview with Lemony Snicket when I was a kid, where they basically asked him that exact question. 

His answer was “the year of the Rat”.

when i watched the film i was extra confused because i thought they were Victorian but count olaf was drinking a slurpee so i just lost all sense of direction

I’ve wondered the same thing, and as a professional writer and editor, don’t know how he got away with it–like, how were his editors and publisher like, yeah, sure, okay

I actually really liked the little anachronisms of A Series of Unfortunate Events because it adds to the subtle absurdity and abstraction of the story space. 

The whole narrative perfectly constructs this slightly ‘off’ world where three orphans can somehow be passed around the same group of (barely disguised) people from place to place, an infant child can become a gourmet cook before learning to form sentences, etc. In this world, evil is both carried out and vanquished by complete chance, or the intervention of deus ex machina that actually never feels out of place because of just how weird everything else is. Why wouldn’t a Scooby Doo-esque button be concealed in a village statue in a world where a man can burn a mansion down with a strategically placed mirror? Why not have a narrator define words at random, but only ever in a single context, if said narrator is also going to devote an entire page to the word ‘ever’?

It’s just the same with the date; the things that happen to the Baudelaire children are the product of a backwards world, and in their perennial adolescence they too seem to be a little unstuck in time. Count Olaf has an outdated title, but despite being anchored to this by his very name he floats between a frankly unmatched number of false identities. It’s just one of many characteristics of a series that does the absurd/unsettling exceptionally well at every level. 

I like it too. It’s an “unreality.” It’s not that writers can’t do it and can’t do it well, it’s that I feel like a lot of them don’t actually get the permission to do it. And it’s awesome that this author got away with it.

valarhalla:

(I insisted on posing with this taxi just in case it happens to be THE taxi from Book Twelve. Ahem).

Anyway,  I was lucky enough to hang around the ASOUE set today and see it being filmed. Here’s some details I was able to pick up: 

They were filming a scene where Olaf, the Hook-Handed Man, the Character of Indeterminate Gender, the Bald Man and the two white-faced ladies get into a car and drive away from Mulctuary Management, presumably cackling. Can’t remember which book that was, but Olaf’s Troupe are all so distinctive, it was awesome to see.

It’s diverse. It’s really diverse. I wouldn’t worry. 

There’s a definite fifties mobster vibe in the design of the show. Plus a few things that reminded us of Pushing Daisies.

Basically LOTS of POC in fabulous suits and fifties dresses, plus fancy cars is most of what we saw.

They were filming inside of Mulctuary Management as well, so maybe that’s where the kids were? I’m not sure

The two white-faced old ladies were super cute.

Olaf- just holy hell guys. I’m sure you’ve seen the photos by now, but you’d never know it was NPH, or even that it was an actor playing him. It was just Olaf, right out of the illustrations (that silhouette though!) and it was actually kind of chilling to see in real life.

He’s definitely gross and creepy, they’re not toning those apsects down.

It was really cool that they went to all the trouble of making those newspapers and putting them up where people could see them. I was kind of touched actually.

Devoted fans of these books are thin on the ground, so I felt kind of like a spy explaining things to everyone.

They seem super-chill with photography, which is unusual for Vancouver, so they’ll be more to come from me!

mallahanmoxie:

A Series of Unfortunate Events Fancast → Main Cast

“If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle.”

Joey King as Violet Baudelaire, David Mazouz as Klaus Baudelaire, Maggie Elizabeth Jones as Sunny Baudelaire, Adrien Brody as Count Olaf and Anthony Mackie as Lemony Snicket