huh

femmeandrogyne:

dondadayoh:

Okay so here’s something that I feel people never take into consideration when using this example- if the cup was full prior, and you poured out half of it, it is totally valid for it to be seen as half empty, and if prior the cup was empty, it would totally make sense that someone would view it as half full. So be aware that past experiences have an affect on how people view things and you telling them to “look on the bright side” is just another way of saying “conform to my mindset”.

You are wonderful.

kowabungadoodles:

shekillscacti:

… I’ve only just realised why ghosts wear sheets.

It’s because dead people were covered in white shrouds, and the ghost was the dead person come back to life and walking around with the shroud still over their head.

Like… I was aware of the existence of funeral shrouds.

Why has it taken me twenty-five years to realise that that’s where the ghost sheet comes from.

Why am I so dim.

OH MY GOD I NEVER REALISED

I like thought it was to show the shape… of where they weren’t – like they’re invisible… and then… I DONT KNOW GOT STUCK IN A SHEET

merylisk:

hlwim:

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.

With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.