Two Futurist Strongmen Nero and Caligula A Time Traveller A Malevolent A Willbeite Machine Gun A Fightpicker Belligerent Soldiers Sportsmen Chorus Pallbearers A Telephone Talker
NERO AND CALIGULA WHAT IS THIS PLAY
ALSO
the description of the original 1913 performance sounds pretty rad:
Победа над Cолнцем is fucking priceless. I still wish I’d been around for the BAM production.
a few hundred years from now, a balding middle aged history teacher will be attempting to teach a class full of uninterested teenagers about memes in the early twenty-first century
omg this dude is like yelling a phone conversation outside im pretty sure his gf is breaking up with him
i have discovered her name is sarah and he “loves her so fucking much” and that “these words should not be leaving her mouth right now”
this has been going on for like an hour he just keeps going around in circles
i think its finally over because he just screamed and threw is phone
now hes cursing up at the gods and petting his own hair i feel like i should do something
hes like walking around screaming and sobbing and cursing idk what to do
i just yelled out the window “its okay dude dont worry you’ll find someone else” and he went totally silent i dont think he knows where my voice came from because he looks really freaked out now …what have i done
HE JUST SCREAMED “HOW DO YOU KNOW?!” WHAT DO I DO I STILL DONT THINK HE KNOWS WHERE MY VOICE IS COMING FROM BC IM SCREAMING FROM MY UPSTAIRS BATHROOM
OH MY GOD I PANICKED AND REPLIED WITH “because you are a very good looking young man and any woman would be lucky to have you” I SOUND LIKE A FUCKING GRANDMA
he seems satisfied with this reply
i think i actually calmed him down he seems almost okay now
he just picked up his phone i think hes going home now. i hope his phone is okay
goodbye random heartbroken dude i wish you luck on your journey home.. wherever your home may be
Library of Blabber is an odd little experience that in which you search for any form of sense in an infinite library, filled with an infinite amount of randomly generated books (mostly) filled with gibberish.
Inspired by Jorge Luis Borges’ storyThe Library of Babel, and Jonathan Basile’slibraryofbabel.info project, the chances of you ever finding anything resembling a sentence, let alone a readable book are ridiculously small.
However, there’s always a chance – after-all, much like the logic of the Infinite Monkey Theorem, an infinite library must contain every book that can, and will ever exist. So everything from the complete works of shakespeare to that homework essay you wrote when you were 12 is in there somewhere among the infinite nonsense. Unfortunately you’d probably need an infinite amount of people or an infinite amount of time to find anything meaningful, but you can always try!
