The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they’re all running.
sometimes I see those posts about how weird florida is and second guess if it’s really that weird but then I remember that there’s literally a dinosaur that shows up and chills in my florida backyard on a regular enough basis to earn a name for himself
so last night my nightmare was that i was doing adult stuff writing checks, and in the part of the check where you say the amount of money in words, i wrote “fifty dollars fucking exactly”, and then spent the rest of the nightmare stressing about whether the bank takes checks with cussing in them or not
the next time i see @loononthepond in real life i am handing her a check for “two dollars fucking exactly” and we will report back with results
Fiance worked at a bank and says they definitely took checks with swearing as long as they could read the “Fifty Dollars” part.
He once had someone hand him a check for “seventy-six dollars and twelve cents, I hope you choke on it asshole” with an additional “travel expenses, to hell” in the “for” section.
