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roisinlikesbooks:

intergalactic-ashkenazi:

Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid

  • little mermaid: ocean princess wants to go to the land
  • moana: land princess wants to go to the ocean
  • little mermaid: big scary ocean lady is the enemy
  • moana: big scary land lady is actually a friend
  • little mermaid: villain has a necklace of magical importance
  • moana: hero has a necklace of magical importance
  • little mermaid: small good crab
  • moana: large bad crab

Little mermaid: man sings a song about eating a crab.
Moana: crab sings a song about eating a man.

Disney Animation exec: So you realize how difficult it is to get a job with Pixar, what makes you more qualified than the thousands of other applicants Disney gets each year?
mysterious figure cast in shadow: [slides single sheet of paper across the table] my resume.
Disney Animation exec:
Disney Animation exec: this just says ‘I am constable-frozen’.
mysterious figure cast in shadow: [slight head nod]
Disney Animation exec:
Disney Animation exec: when can you start.
constable-frozen: i already have.

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