guardians of the galaxy

lauramebob:

Yondu makes a point of only taking his crew to brothels with bots; no organics. Aside from the obvious health/safety benefits, he knows what it is to be used and abused against your will and you can bet a good percentage of the organic prostitutes wouldn’t be in that line of work willingly (either sold into it or pure desperation) so, no. Bots only.

Aliens but they take shit too seriously

spacefaringviking:

ate-wapakels69:

Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.

Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*

Weeks later

Human: Just got back from a marathon!

Alien: *SCREECH*

Human: Dude, when you hear this you’ll shit bricks!

Alien: *Eye tendrils flex* I-i-i’d prefer if you wouldnt tell me, thank you.

#drax (via disregardcanon)

I’ve been doing a bit of casual reading about real-life pirates and privateers in order to be able to write about the Ravagers more effectively! Here are two things I have learned:

Peter got off really lightly growing up as a space pirate, apparently.