the real end of england

scp-1689:

  • freddos are £10 each and rising
  • the dfs sale has ended
  • nandos is polite at all time, and this cannot be changed
  • simon cowell’s trousers are at waist level
  • ed milliband is able to eat bacon sarnies in a dignified way
  • there are many ways to find out, and non of them are fighting
  • the go compare man is an excellent singer
  • “this is not cracking cheese, gromit”
  • “complicated……….” *sad meerkat noise*
  • funkypig and moonpigeon
  • going to specsavers is a poor choice
  • everyone is neutral on marmite
  • boris johnson is a well spoken, comprehensable man
  • the cow is not laughing
  • 811 811
  • [churchill voice] no

PDF: The Times of London’s full coverage of the June 1832 Paris Uprising

barricadeur:

barricadeur:

i humbly present: a digital download of every article in the times of london about the 1832 june uprising, from the 5th (the announcement of general lamarque’s death and upcoming funeral) to the 20th (accounts of the first trials of alleged conspirators and participants in the uprising).

DOWNLOAD HERE (pdf, 64 pages, 24 mb)

below the cut, i’ve put together some important contextual information: how the times gathered news on foreign events, what other events you’ll see mentioned, and the general editorial bias of the paper. 

i’ve also made a little summary of each day’s coverage, so that if you’re overwhelmed by the full package, you can focus on the bits that interest you.

anyway, i hope you guys enjoy it/find it helpful!

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bringing this back for barricade day 2k15!

theladysasha:

‘”On your knees.“
Enjolras, pale, with bare neck and dishevelled hair, and his woman’s face, had about him at that moment something of the antique Themis. His dilated nostrils, his downcast eyes, gave to his implacable Greek profile that expression of wrath and that expression of Chastity which, as the ancient world viewed the matter, befit Justice.
[…]

“Collect yourself,” said he. “Think or pray. You have one minute.“’ – Les Miserables

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Enjolras | Photography

The Barricade Project, Part III
[Part I] [Part II]

lies:

Favorite world-building elements: Realistic depiction of trauma

One of the things that makes Fury Road so immersive is the way it presents the result of violence. Unlike movies in which characters shrug off what in the real world would be horrific injuries*, the inhabitants of the Wasteland experience the full effect of the bad things that happen to them.

Some examples:

  • Angharad’s graze wound. When Max shoots The Splendid Angharad in the leg, we see a close-up of the injury. When Furiosa asks her how it feels, she says, “It hurts,” and it apparently is a factor in her subsequently slipping from the war rig and being crushed. In the world of Fury Road, even a relatively minor injury can have severe consequences.
  • Avoidance of gratuitous on-screen gore. At the same time, the film avoids depicting injuries just to be shocking. When Angharad is dying and Immortan Joe orders her cut open to try to save the fetus, we see the scene unfold – but we don’t see the actual procedure. The movie only shows enough for us to understand what’s happening. That restraint reflects a maturity in how the film approaches trauma that contrasts with the adolescent gross-out porn of other action movies.
  • Realistic emotional responses. The inhabitants of the Wasteland carry both literal and figurative scars of past experiences. Angharad has a history of self-harm. Max exhibits a degree of PTSD that leaves him unable to speak. I ship Max/Furiosa, and there’s a side of me that wants to believe there were sexy fun times in the back of the war rig during that one chance Nux and Capable had, but I appreciate that the film respects its characters and what they’ve been through enough not to force them into emotionally false situations.
  • Furiosa’s chest wound. When Furiosa is stabbed with the gear-shift dagger, we see the pain of it in her face. Especially given how stoic she’s been up to this point, the increasingly desperate look in her eyes during subsequent events shows the effect it is having on her. Unlike less-realistic movies, where such an injury might lead to a) a quick clichéd death scene with a few coughs of blood, an exhortation or two, and boom, dead, or conversely b) lots of ass-kicking followed by a wince and some light-hearted banter in the denouement, Furiosa’s injury follows a steady and clinically realistic progression through increasing distress and eventual loss of breath function due to tension pneumothorax. That the true emotional climax of the movie centers on an act of healing, as Max decompresses her chest and then treats her subsequent exsanguination with a transfusion of his own blood, is a beautiful inversion of action-movie tropes.

George Miller financed the original Mad Max with his earnings as an ER doctor, and made the movie in part to explore the effects of trauma on people who encounter lots of it. Although he hasn’t worked as a physician in many years, his experience and willingness to hold the movie to a high standard adds greatly to the believability of Fury Road.

*No disrespect to Holy Grail. That shit’s hilarious.

tenlittlebullets:

Charles Marville, photograph of the Rue Mondétour taken from the Rue Rambuteau (former Rue de la Chanverrerie), circa 1865. Another “about as close as we’re gonna get” image of the site of Hugo’s barricade. I think the high-res version has done the rounds on Tumblr before, but damn if I can find it, so here it is again.

Note the lighter horizontal band in the lower half of the picture–that’s not a crease or any other kind of damage. It’s a ghost… or more likely several ghosts. The widened Rue Rambuteau became a busy thoroughfare, and due to the long exposure time on the photograph, any passerby would’ve been reduced to a faint blur at head height.

roiamericain:

roiamericain:

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givemeunicorns:

Okay so one of my favorite things about Fury Road was this recurring idea of older women protecting younger women. LIke Furiosa is probably in her late thirties, she’s lived in this world long enough to establish herself and her war rig, and I have to imagine that took a lot of cleverness and hard work, especially given her “remember me” line to Joe. She puts all that at risk to save a group of younger women, all appearing to be in their early to mid twenties. She’s in turn embraced and protected by a group of older, wiser women. 

I guys it’s just really great to see not only ladies protecting ladies, but generations of ladies protecting ladies. So often in hollywood movies, women of different age groups are pitted against each other. It’s an evil step mother complex almost, older women being brutal to younger ones, feeling insecure and threatened with younger women taking their place in society while they fall back into irrelevance. But like, these women protect each other with their lives and I am just so here for that. 

YES