Based on an idea from @ravager-life-for-me, and a conversation with @gotgconspirator!
And, of course, that infamous Parks & Rec scene.
yondu udonta
I have a feeling that Peter had a lot of nightmares after, you know, being abducted by aliens. And I think everyone who’s ever seen Wrath of Khan has worried about brain eating space bugs at one time or another–if I lived in space after being kidnapped by actual aliens, I’m pretty sure that those worries would intensify. The galaxy’s a big place–what if they’re really out there? Yondu seems like the type to confidently dismiss Peter’s little kid fears…but then worry about them himself. Kraglin appears at the very end of this comic–he seems like the type to sleep through anything.
Anon: I thought Yondu didn’t actually eat terrans and told Peter he would eat him because he thought it was funny?
Yondu: YOU SHUT YER STARS-DAMNED MOUTH
Now this, ladies and gentlemen, this is freaking art.
Call him out, guys, call him freaking out.
We’ve had Yondu week – can we now have Yondu-shaming week, where someone sits this idiot down with a parenting manual?