Best part of the Emo Kylo Ren account yet
the force awakens
@thranduil-aran-edhil gave me this funny little idea
i can’t believe we’ve all arrived at the point where we’re actually rooting for anakin
saw Star Wars again
Wanna know what I noticed this time?
You know how Finn is so heartbroken by the death of the other Stormtrooper, the one who somehow finds bare fingers and blood to smear across his helmet? The one who’s death starts Finn’s break from his programming? The one he CLEARLY cared about?
Yeah, Poe shot that guy.
F: Finn Dameron… I-I… I like it
I’m sorry but I saw this post and COULD NOT RESIST. Improvised a bit!
General hux receives an urgent red hologram…
hologram starts talking:
WILLIAM WEASLEY!! HOW DARE YOU BLOW UP THOSE PLANETS!! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED!! YOUR FATHER’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! oh and kylo ren dear please go home your parents miss you very much
that’s all i could think of every time general hux came on screen lol
A Snow Song
It is Star Wars and it is also Christmas!
However, Star Wars does not have a Christmas! Or any kind of holiday season, I gather. That did not stop me from writing this spoiler-laden, slightly Clone Wars-borrowing-from take on A Christmas Carol. Luke is about to be visited by three spirits! Ooh yes.
[I wasn’t kidding when I said ‘spoiler-laden’! This will ruin the movie for you if you haven’t seen it!]
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