Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.
SCENE 1. A MAGIC SCHOOL CALLED HOGWARTS IN ENGLAND
Enter ENOBY
ENOBY
For truth, that which the gods have christened me Has many parts, like these locks, flow’n from my crown. That hellish sound, which forms mine name, sprung from The dusky shades of these roots, so like the stone But broken, rent, mottled; for, like the flames That hie from Hades, the dusk is split with peals Of cold violet, the shade of icy fangs Met with military scarlet; coils not But hangs; not ragged, but lustrous, set off Like a precious jewel made more pure by the Barren winds of silent winter deserts, So are not these jewels of mine own self-crown Brought forth in splendour so close to these eyes Frozen, as glaciers, forged by an artist Who, bereft of artisan tools, gives himself And sculpts his godly business with that Which the muses draw blindly from his vision. Thus sorrow, reflected twice in these mirrors, Casting mine eyes as icy limpid tears.
Imagine Shakespeare but written in the style of My Immortal
Hi my name is Hamlet and I have long blond hair that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the sun god Apollo (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. My mother married my uncle after my father died. I have pale white skin. I’m also a student, and I went to a school called Wittenberg in Germany but I just graduated. I’m a prince (in case you couldn’t tell) but I wear mostly black bc I’m in mourning. I For example today I was wearing a black doublet with matching lace around it and a black tights, white undershirt and black boots. I was with my mother and Horatio. We were standing inside Elsinore. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. My uncle Claudius stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
So in the game Spider-Man Unlimited I’ve been seeing glimpses of this billboard for ages. Finally I got a good screenshot in a cutscene.
So yeah, I guess MJ starred in a monster movie called Lobster Man? I am not sure what she’s wearing, makes me think of a cross between a WWII pilot and a scuba diver? Either way, it’s a thing.
The best part is that Lobster Man was a actual movie in the comics in which she was the main love interest to the hero, Lobster Man (yes, he’s a superhero with lobster powers, apparently). In that story she was uncomfortable because she found the role to be sexist and she was just getting roles of “sexy love interest to the male hero”, and that lead her to question her acting abilities and if she should continue pursuing her career.
So the game just took that and instead of making MJ the love interest to the hero, they seemingly made Lobster Man a monster and now MJ is the main heroine.
Is it bad that I would 100% go and see this Lobster Man movie O.O
No, I would too. I headcanon it as the infinitly superior sequel to ‘The Amazing Lobster-Man’.
Left: Waluigi’s model from Mario Tennis on the Nintendo 64, the first game he appeared in. Right: Waluigi’s model from Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash on the Wii U.
please look up the canberra centennial sky whale. its a $35,000 hot air balloon commissioned for the city’s hundredth birthday and it looks like a whale with eight massive dangling titties
it flew over the whole city
massive flying eight tiddy birthday whale
That blue balloon to the left seems equally as surprised as we do
my facebook feed is so much better since I followed the National Audubon Society. for example: this completely unbiased article on why Anthony Mackie’s Falcon would be better if he could speak to birds like he does in the comics.
