…I’m not crying…
hehehehehe
I woke up this morning and decided that when pokemon go gets some updates and trainer v trainer battles are implemented, I’m going to start my life anew as a team rocket grunt. I’ll get the outfit together and a good team with koffing and ekans- and go out to meetups so I can lose to children everywhere.
I’ll have phrases ready too. “I can’t believe it- a kid BESTED ME?” “Aw boss is gonna let me have it after this!” “You have such a strong bond with your pokemon- is that why you won? Hmph.”
lawful good
OK BUT!
What if genetic family testing is standard in the Rebellion because reasons. So after Finn is taken away to medical, and Rey goes too to get patched up and Poe is there too. The whole gang.
And one of the Medical Droids is droning on about Finn’s condition and admonishing them to take care of themselves and finishes with “And congratulations, the three of you are not closely related to each other or anyone on base”
Rey is like wait, what?
And then it has to be explained to her, rather gently, that it’s a good idea to be careful–war splitting up families and such–to make sure nobody’s going to accidentally hook up with the long lost sibling they never knew they had.
NOBODY AT ALL looks at General Organa or mentions Luke during this conversation.
Obi Wan *with a crocodile hunter voice*: This here is Grievous, one of the most feared jedi hunters in all the galaxy. His armor is made of durasteel, some of the toughest metal that can protect him from an ion cannon blast. One solid hit from him and I’m dead!
Obi Wan: …..I’m gonna go kick him in the shin.
[via archived-khagaan]
