han solo

leias:

He put his hands on her shoulders, and thirty years fell away in an instant.  “Leia, there’s something I’ve been wanting to say to you for a long time.”  Fighting to hold back tears, she put a finger to his lips. “Tell me when you get back.”  He started to object, caught himself. There’d been too much arguing over the years, he knew.
This time he really might not come back; the last thing he wanted was to part on even a semblance of a spat. Instead, he took her into his arms, which really was much better than arguing, or even talking. They stood like that for a long moment, holding tightly to each other.
The Force Awakens (novel) by Alan Dean Foster

“Chewie, we’re home!” was such an uplifting line in the TFA trailer, but it suddenly becomes really sad in the context of the actual movie

The Falcon isn’t Han’s home anymore. His home was with Leia and his son, and now they’re both gone to him in different ways, so all he can do is run back to his old life, and convince himself that’s all he needs. It’s great to see Han in the Falcon again, but that’s not remotely where he should have been….he wasn’t actually home at all.

A Snow Song

It is Star Wars and it is also Christmas!

However, Star Wars does not have a Christmas! Or any kind of holiday season, I gather. That did not stop me from writing this spoiler-laden, slightly Clone Wars-borrowing-from take on A Christmas Carol. Luke is about to be visited by three spirits! Ooh yes.

[I wasn’t kidding when I said ‘spoiler-laden’! This will ruin the movie for you if you haven’t seen it!]

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sashayed:

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate