Baby Groot from the new ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ teaser trailer.
SIGN ME THE FRICK UP
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Where is my crossover AU where Peter Quill is on his way back to Earth and sort of accidentally rescues Mark Watney from Mars along the way
Quill: Hey guys, come take a look out the window! I think there’s somebody down there!
Rocket: So?
Quill: That’s Mars. No one’s SUPPOSED to be there.
Drax: Have the Terrens not yet achieved space travel?
Quill: I mean, BARELY. And it looks like he’s all alone down there, that can’t be right.
Gamora: Should we offer our assistance?
Rocket: Ah, leave him!Quill: Hey buddy, you need a hand?
Mark: The fuck was in those fucking potatoesMark: Okay, I can accept the aliens, I can accept the green lady, I can accept the little dancing tree, I can even accept the raccoon, but can someone please tell me why the raccoon has GUNS?
Mark: *notices Quill listening to his Awesome Mix tape* Oh my God do you have music? Please tell me you have music.
Quill: Oh yeah! All the greatest hits of the 70s!
Mark: *anguished screaming*
Wasn’t Mark a botanist. Maybe he could do something to help groot do the groot thing better
Mark: *pokes at mini dancing Groot* Is this a tree? Is the tree MOVING? Does… does the treeHOLYSHITWHYISTHERACCOONPOINTINGAGUNATME
Rocket: That’s Groot, and you don’t touch him, you got that?
Quill: Sorry, man, Groot kinda died a little while ago and Rocket took it pretty hard. But he seems to be growing back fine.
Mark: …
Mark: You might want to repot him soon. I’ll be sitting here. In a corner. Away from the guns.
Redditor brianfroud shared this photo he took of an awesome father and daughter cosplay duo dressed as towering grown-up Groot and potted baby Groot from the James Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy. They are Groot.
[via Fashionably Geek]
Star Wars Mashups:
Spider-Man (Monica Munster), Galactus (Gene Guilmette), Deadpool (Fernando Pinto), Breaking Bad (Chaz), Rocket Raccoon (Agustin Calcagno), Green Lantern (Nick Perks) & Guardians of the Galaxy (Axel Medellin).
The Guardians of the Galaxy commentary is quite interesting, actually, especially James Gunn’s thoughts on the ‘whore’ comment.
I bet Rocket Raccoon didn’t even know that a new Groot would sprout from that stick, I bet he just put that stick in a pot because it made him feel better and worse at the same time and then he carried it around because what else could he do with his grief
This is actually MCU canon. James Gunn has verified that Rocket did not know that Groot could regrow himself.
take that, people who reblogged this to shit on my headcanon