grantaire knew he’d probably never win enjolras’s love but he figured it was worth a shot
grantaire
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WHY HAS THE FANDOM ALMOST COMPLETELY IGNORED THE FACT THAT IT IS BRICK CANON THAT GRANTAIRE WAS NOT ONLY AWESOME AT KICKBOXING BUT COULD ALSO DANCE AND DO
I believe it also says he was decent at fencing? So yeah. Dude is awesome. *clutches protectively*
I strongly suspect that at some point he was all those things, and every bit the sort of man Enjolras could love (and hell, maybe at some point they really did have a relationship of some sort…probably not an actual romance, but something healthier than what their relationship became) but then R descended further into alcoholism and gave up on life and he didn’t become that person again until (ack, yes, wait for it…) about twenty seconds before he DIED
Procrastination Starts Here: WHY HAS THE FANDOM ALMOST COMPLETELY IGNORED THE FACT THAT IT IS BRICK…
WHY HAS THE FANDOM ALMOST COMPLETELY IGNORED THE FACT THAT IT IS BRICK CANON THAT GRANTAIRE WAS NOT ONLY AWESOME AT KICKBOXING BUT COULD ALSO DANCE AND DO GYMNASTICS PRETTY WELL TOO
I mean along with him being an artist and being intelligent enough to go toe-to-toe with Enjolras in debates, the guy was a fucking badass
the real tragedy of his character I think is not that he was desperately pining over Enjolras, but more can you imagine the man he could have been had he not been dragged down by depression and drink?

awake oh sleeper: another Grantaire fanmix
mad world gary jules (And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had)
people ain’t no good nick cave and the bad seeds (It ain’t that in their hearts they’re bad, they can comfort you, some even try)
old number 7 the devil makes three (So I’m watching as his wings spread as wide as could be, come on now and wrap them around me, cos all I want to do now is fall to sleep, come down here and lay next to me)
carry me home the living end (one more round is all I need, fill it up and let me be, it’s getting late I should’ve known, won’t somebody carry me home?)
life versus the lifeless the beautiful south (That’s what keeps you alive, the thought of undeserved death, that’s why cynics deep-sea dive, just to watch someone healthy lose breath)
alcohol the barenaked ladies (O Alcohol, would you please forgive me, for while I cannot love myself, I’ll use something else)
shiver coldplay (And it’s you I see but you don’t see me, and it’s you I hear so loud and so clear)
a drinking song the divine comedy (So don’t shoot til you see the reds of our eyes)
demons imagine dragons (Your eyes they shine so bright, I want to save their light, I can’t escape this now, unless you show me how)
awake oh sleeper the brothers bright (do you hear the lion roar, awake oh sleeper)
so apparently the internet can find yaoi ship in everything, even les miserables, I wonder what would Victor Hugo think about it
Well-
(He’d probably be quite pleased?)
-I think you’d have difficulty arguing that Grantaire’s fascination with Enjolras wasn’t sexual to some degree, he did basically follow him around all day talking about how pretty he was. (“What fine marble!”) Then there’s the frequent comparisons to classical gay Greek lovers, Grantaire being ‘an unaccepted Pylades’ but always ‘returning to the chase’, him staring ‘tenderly’ at Enjolras on occasion, and…ooh, just read this, it’s good.
I’m straight myself so I don’t want to speak for everyone on this, but surely it’s not too much of a stretch to decide that Victor Hugo wrote Grantaire as being gay/bisexual on purpose? In the full expectation that people would understand what he was trying to say?



Everyone has their own modern-day Les Amis dreamcast: meet mine!
Enjolras: Aaron Tveit
Combeferre: Richard Ayoade (IF I CONTRIBUTE NOTHING ELSE TO FANDOM I WANT TO CONTRIBUTE RICHARD AS COMBEFERRE HE IS PERFECT)
Jehan: Evanna Lynch
Feuilly: Ruth Negga
Courfeyrac: (the very, very adorable) Freema Agyeman
Bahorel: Gwendoline Christie
Bousset: Noel Clarke (anyone recollect his ‘let’s go liberate Paris’ line from Doctor Who?)
Joly: Hugh Skinner
Grantaire: George Blagden (can you believe, that was the ugliest picture I could find of him?)
I decided on a whim to look back over the ‘Corinth’ and ‘Darkness surrounds Grantaire’ bit of the brick (Penguin classics translation) to remind myself of his oddness. The following are some things I noticed about ‘good old Grantaire’ (please excuse my weak opinions):
– He seems to hates money and bankers despite the fact he doesn’t seem concerned with having a job or anything. He compares bankers who scoop up girls to eagles and girls preoccupied with money to cats. He also implies that money leads to ugliness, as is suggested in the Corinth chapter where he seems shocked that a woman he knew who had become involved with a banker was still beautiful despite this. Is that some vague anti-capitalist sentiment there, ‘taire?
-He seems to believe that Revolutions happen because God makes life vague and tragic due to tampering; he says that if he were God he wouldn’t string people about; he would make life straightforward so miracles and uncertainties wouldn’t need to happen. This could be argued to be that R doesn’t so much hate revolution as an action of man, but as a Godly reflex; he hates that it happens in the first place because God is so apparently shit at his job.
– He claims that drink is the only constant; whichever side of the divide you’re on, drink is the only truth in a fucked up world. Youch. Next up on Sick Sad World…
– He then goes on to complain that he isn’t rich and should have been born into luxury as a non-Parisian because he’s a big whiny baby. However, he mentions children and how those who ask don’t get and those who don’t, do. I think this is particularly striking: what’s a hedonistic drunk like R doing caring about the plight of needy children, especially in relation to himself? Does a certain Grantaire have a bit of childhood bitterness, or even… Sympathy for others!? Heaven forbid! (Also consider that he gives Bossuet 10 sous to give to Gavroche’s friend Navet and tells him to stay in and eat some breakfast as it’s dangerous and wet outside. He also seems to know about different kinds of Parisian urchins. I think R cares about kids, guys.)
– He then points out that he criticises as a means of venting rather than hurting anybody; he’s a self- absorbed lump, but it’s not out of badness or even playing Devil’s Advocate. He says the things he does because he feels he needs to, and his friends seem to be oddly cool with that. That being said, they don’t really pay attention to his whining. The point remains, though: R isn’t an asshole on purpose, apparently. He just kind of is one in certain respects.
– He mentions that he thinks it’s stupid that men should be sensely killing each other and playing out God’s illformed melodrama when they could go frollicking with a lady in a meadow. That’s pretty romantic there, R. Jehan would agree under different circumstances. He also states that he doesn’t hate the Government, but recognises it as being the same old royal shit as always while poking fun at Louis-Philippe. Now THERE’S some pathetic apathy right there.
– He then gets messed up drunk with Joly and Bossuet because he doesn’t have any hash or opium around to fog his mind. Oh R, drugs aren’t cool bro. Also, Joly is a fucking party animal.
– He then shouts about utter bollocks (and how he wishes good people were rich so they could make a difference) until Courfeyrac tells him to shut up. He then calls himself the olde schoole version of ‘MC Grand-R’ and sobers up when he gets told off by Enjolras only to fall asleep.
A+, 10/10 Grantaire. You sure know how to woo a man.
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Thinking about all this, I personally I get serious ‘jaded idealist’ vibes from R as opposed to middle class whining all on its own (although that is a factor). I don’t think he’s even half as apathetic as he claims to be considering how passionate he is about being dispassionate. If he was so apathetic, he wouldn’t hang around and argue with anybody other than Enjolras (or at all), but he pretty much talks to whoever will listen. I honestly think he WANTS them to prove him wrong. That and the guys make him the happiest he seems capable of being. He really seems to treasure them.Tl;dr: R is a self-centred, whiney little git on one hand but he’s also a fundamentally good person who has a genuine problem regarding substance abuse and depression on the other. It’s not right to demonise OR idolise him; he’s just terribly human. He seems to wish for change, but doesn’t trust himself to be the one to make it until the very end where he does it instinctively. He finally listens to his gut and finds out he’s a hero, too.
He made a great man smile in his last moments, and in that way he made all the difference in the world.
Les Miserables- Orestes Fasting and Pylades Drunk
This. Took. Too. Long.
It’s finally heeeeerre! I can’t believe I completely skipped this chapter when I first read the Brick, and now…*cries*. This was supposed to be a “short” comic, but now, two months later, it’s finally done…the second page took forever because I kept changing it, and I did the inking and watercolor separate via lightbox and put them together in Photoshop.“Permets-tu?”
(posting to my regular blog because of all the work I put into it)
















