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Looking back over old fanfiction that I still have on my hard drive, because I’ve never actually cleaned out my hard drive…
…it is fabulously bad. Worse than most fanfiction written by a thirteen-year-old girl bad. fanficrants bad. That bad. Oh look, I seem to be posting them here. Please mock.
Digimon: Miyako/Yolei has a crush on Ken and no sense of punctation:
“And,well,I’ll understand if you don’t want to,but,um,would you like to meet me in the park tomorrow morning? I..I hope you can guess who this message is from. If you can’t here’s my number.” Yolei listened
to the voice recite some numbers.
“So who is it?” Hawkmon asked
“It’s not Davis,it’s not TK,and it’s not Cody.”
“Izzy? You do like him,maybe he likes you too.”
“We’re just friends. Anyway,I know who it is,it’s Ken.”
“Really? How did you know? So you’re gonna meet him?”
“Of course!”
Yolei pretended to yawn. “I’m going to bed.”
“But it’s nowhere near your bedtime.”
“The sooner I go to bed,the sooner I’ll wake up next morning and the sooner I’ll be able to see Ken!”
June/Jun considers her life:
I only have two friends in the whole world. I do know some girls in my class,but they don’t hang out with me often. My first best friend is Jim. I met him ages and ages ago,at a concert. We always hung
out,and talked. Then I moved schools,and didn’t see him for a while. But then,amazingly,I saw him again. He’s grown really cute. I pretended to Davis that I didn’t really know him as well as I did. I don’t
know why. Perhaps it was because I was terrified that he’d tell Jim about Matt,and Jim wouldn’t like me. But anyway,we’re friends again. In fact,he’s coming over in a few minutes.
My other friend isn’t even around anymore. He died in a car crash,ages ago. I can still remember the fun times him and me and Jim had. Like theme parks and the cinema. I can still remember how I met him…
*Flashback*
He was a genius,and everyone liked him. Once he stayed in the detention room,to clean up. And I happened to be the only one there. (for not handing in my homework four days in a row.) Anyway,I was
whistling casully,and he rolled his eyes.
“Would you please stop whistling?”
“But I don’t want to.”
“Well,I want to.”
“I’ll tell the teacher if you don’t!”
“Go ahead. My name’s Jun Motomiya and I’m in year four.”
“Are you Davis Motomiya’s sister? I remember seeing him play football.”
“Yeah.”
“Right.”
“Hey,did anyone tell you you’re sort of cute?” I asked
Things get romantic:
“Oh,Matt,I love you!”
“I love you too.”
“They make such a cute couple!”
“I’ll get a picture of this!”
“Hey Tai,what’s up? You look a little…down.”
Tai sighed. He couldn’t stand it anymore. Matt and Sora’s wedding. His two best friends. Everyone thought he’d be so happy. But he just wasn’t. He wasn’t needed by his friends anymore….and he’d always
been needed.
“It’s just not fair…” he thought to himself.
Sora chatted to Mimi about fashion designing. Tai remembered this was the same girl who he’d played football with. The girl who disliked fashion. They’d all changed so much.
“We’ve all changed too much.” Tai thought to himself. “Sora and Matt grew apart from me,and closer to each other…”
Sweet little Sora reveals her true nature, possibly
“Give me your dinner money!”
“No way! Why do you always have to be so mean to everyone? All the time you are!”
“Gimme it!” The younger Sora reached out her hand,and snatched the younger girl’s wallet. She tipped out 20p. “Man,are you so poor you don’t even have a quid?” She reached inside the wallet,and took out
a photo.
“Give me that back!” the girl sobbed. “It’s a picture of my dad.”
“Oh,really?” Sora picked it up,and threw it into a bush. The girl ran to retrive it.
“I’m telling miss of you,Sora!” she cried.
“I’m scared!”
I believe this particular one actually warned for OOC:
“Tai!” I called in the Digital World. “Tai! Being mad at Ken and me won’t help.”
Matt showed up. He ran to Tai. “It’s okay,I heard what happened. You okay,man?”
Davis,Yolei,Kari and their Digimon were next. I looked at Yolei. She nodded,and opened her mouth about to say something,then Joe,TK,Izzy and Mimi came out and fell on them.
“Ouch…”
Then Cody showed up. Tai told them all very quickly exactly what was going on,all that I hadn’t said.
“And I’m going to destroy you!” Tai screamed at Ken. I put my hand on his shoulder. “Tai,screaming isn’t going to do anything.”
Cody looked around nerveously. So did Yolei. She didn’t want to fight…
“Tai.” Ken gulped. “I’m sorry…”
“Well that’s no use!” Tai ran at him and rugby tackled him to the ground. He lashed out,while Ken was too scared to move.
Me,Yolei and Davis ran at him and pulled him off. “Tai Kamiya,get a hold of yourself!” Yolei yelled.
“Tai,calm down!” Davis said. I stared at my best friend,then jumped forward and pulled Tai away.
Some Pokemon visit my school, in script format. Again, thirteen years old…
ME: *has come down after them* What’re you all doing down there?! It’s lunch time!
*a little while later,we are sitting in the dining hall*
TRACEY: *exmaines his food* Rubbery pizza,ice cold chips,mushy peas,tasteless sponge and lumpy custard.
ASH: Yeah,great isn’t it?
BROCK: If I didn’t know better,I’d swear that the cheese on this pizza was my yellow rubber melted down.
ME: *chewing the pizza* Hurry up an’ eat,englissh nest…
No excuse really, is there?
Eloise Midgen was a Hufflepuff, y’know:
Eloise Midgen was a Hufflepuff girl. She had Hufflepuff friends,like Susan Bones and Catherine Whitby. She hung around in the Hufflepuff common room,and slept in her Hufflepuff dorm.
She was not a unusual girl,despite being a witch. She looked perfectly normal-light brown hair,blueish eyes,and incredibly annoying acne. She’d once tried to curse it off,with disasterous results. Her nose was
still off-centre,giving her another thing to be self-consious about.
And today,she thought,had been a really rotten day.
In 2001 I wrote something stupid called ‘The Harry Potter Epilogue”. Wow. Believe it or not, I was slightly wrong in my predictions:
Harry
I’m not telling…
Ron
Ron went evil,nearly killed Harry and Hermione and became Voldemort’s best friend. Except he didn’t.
Hermione
Hermione failed all her exams,couldn’t join the ministrey and was depressed for the rest of her life. Just kidding…
Hagrid
Hagrid sold rocket parts to various countrys,using bits of Blast-Ended Skrewt.
Sirius
Sirius got his name cleared,took Harry to live with him,and knocked down Azkaban *crosses fingers*
Lupin
Is cured of being a werewolf *also crosses fingers*
Dumbledore
Dumbledore became evil,tried to kill everybody and joined the Death Eaters. Then again,maybe not…
The Twins
They started Weasely’s Wizard Wheezes,and it’s going well,except the shop explodes a lot.
The Troll
Got a part in a low-budget horror movie
Fluffy
Fluffy met a pink three-headed dog and they had some three-headed puppies.
Voldemort
Voldemort…ummm…I’ll leave it up to you!
Wormtail
Wormtail went on a mission for Voldemort,and accidently got eaten by Sirius when he was living in a cave. All together now: ‘Yayy…”
The Sorting Hat
Met a beautiful sun hat,got married and became a solicitor.
Rita Skeeter
Rita Skeeter met her worst enemy…bug spray.
Snape
Snape forgot all about potions and opened Simply Snape’s School Of Super-Duper Flower Arranging and Ballet Dancing
Draco
Draco became a world-famous pop-star. He also dyed his hair red,and decided to join Gryffindor because death-eating wasn’t for him. (He was also yelled at by everyone when he made fun of the name)
Trelawny,Parvati and Lavender
Opened up their own fortune-telling Muggle hotline. It was closed when little kids became tramatised because of Trelawny predicting their horrible deaths,having them kicking the bucket in various different
ways,including drowing,beheading,hanging,stabbing,jumping into firery bottomless pits,etc.etc.
The Durselys
Were labelled by the neighbours as ‘the abnormal lot’. They were so shocked,horrified,depressed and mad,that they spent the rest of their life in St Mungo’s Hospital For Magical Maladies.
(It was meant to be a joke. An unfunny one.)
I think that’s all I and everyone else can take for today.
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Hey, everyone. I just realised I haven’t updated this journal in a week. Well, nearly. Unfortunately, the only thing I have to offer is a meme. And some brief rambling…I had my eighteenth birthday party and it was fantastic, then the very next day I woke up and had a cold. I still have the cold, and so was prevented from going to see V for Vendetta today. Bugger. I did, however, recieve the graphic novel for my birthday. Along with Firefly: the complete series, an iPod nano, a MP3 player, and many other things. It was the rockin’est birthday ever.
And here’s the meme, done because I hate having a cold and was bored:
List twelve characters from any fandoms you like:
1. Sora Takenouchi (Digimon)
2. Gene Hunt (Life On Mars)
3. Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)
4. Kaylee Frye (Firefly)
5. Mickey Smith (Doctor Who)
6. Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
7. Eowyn (LOTR)
8. The Emperor (Star Wars)
9. Kate Barlow (Holes)
10. Edmund Blackadder (Blackadder)
11. Jackie Tyler (Doctor Who)
12. Harry Osborn (Spider-Man)
Answer the following questions:
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11 (Sirius or Jackie)? What subjects would they teach?
I could totally see Sirius teaching at Hogwarts up until OOTP. *glum* He wouldn’t be too bad, I think, as long as he didn’t have to deal with Snape.
Jackie…what would she teach? Hairdressing? I quite like that idea, actually.
2. Do you think 4 (Kaylee) is hot? How hot?
Well, I’m not really sure- ask a guy. ;) She is pretty, but I always thought she was the most ordinary-looking out of the Firefly women.
3. 12 (Harry) sends 8 (The Emperor) on a mission. What is it, and does 8 succeed?
Ooh, this one’s easy. Harry’s still out for vengence on Peter, so he hires the most evil man in the galaxy to kill him. The Emperor brings Peter back, is about to kill him, then Harry changes his mind and throws the Emperor out of the window.
Sounds familiar…
4. What is or would be 9’s (Kate’s) favorite book?
Erm, good question. She can read, being a schoolteacher and all…I’m guessing it would be that book of poetry she and Sam read in the movie.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Gene) to swear fealty to 6 (Sirius), or the other way around?
I don’t care. I just want to see what would happen if those two got together.
6. For some reason, 5 (Mickey) is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 (Kate) or with 10 (Blackadder)?
Hey, I can see Mickey and Kate getting along quite well, assuming one of them them was transported to the other person’s time. Luckily, one of them knows someone with a time machine, so…oh man, I want to write a DW/Holes crossover now.
Edmund Blackadder would probably take Mickey in as a roomate because then he could throw Baldrick and Percy out. XD
7. 2 (Gene), 7 (Eowyn) and 12 (Harry) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Gene wants to go to some random Manchester restaurant, Harry insists he pays for them all to eat at some upstate New York place, Gene agrees with this, and Eowyn…doesn’t care.
They don’t discuss anything of much importance, but Gene does flirt with Eowyn.
8. 3 (Luke) challenges 10 (Blackadder) to a duel. What happens?
Luke is obviously going to win, so Blackadder fakes his death, runs away and leaves Baldrick to fight the duel for him. Baldrick can’t be bothered. Luke gives up and goes home.
9. If 1 (Sora) stole 8 (The Emperor)’s most precious possession, how would he get it back?
Hmmmm. What is the Emperor’s most precious possession? The Death Star? It’d be hard to steal that. Maybe she stole his lightsabre. Anyway, he’d follow her to Earth, go to force-choke her and instantly be set upon by a ton of fluffy monsters.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Eowyn) and 12 (Harry) both attain what they most desire.
I can’t think of anything angsty enough…
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Kaylee) and 1 (Sora) to work together?
I have no idea, but I want to have them work together, because they’re incredibly similiar…
12. If 7 (Eowyn) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I don’t know, but I’d make her teach me how to sword-fight.
13. If you could command 3 (Luke) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
…I’ll leave that to your imaginations.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Jackie)?
She gets written about, but not often. :(
15. If 2 (Gene) had to choose sides between 4 (Kaylee) and 5 (Mickey), which would it be?
Kaylee, of course, ‘cos she’s a girl. Or ‘bird’ as Gene would probably put it.
16. What might 10 (Blackadder) shout while charging into battle?
Aw, don’t. You’re making me think about Goodbyeeeee. :(
17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (The Emperor), which song would you choose?
Something that had the word ‘evil’ in it.
18. 1 (Sora), 6 (Sirius) and 12 (Harry) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Harry buys it from whoever reaches it first. ;)
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Gene) to use on 10 (Blackadder)?
No! Stop with the crack!
20. What would 5 (Mickey) most likely be arrested for?
Ooh, the possibilities are endless. Possibly the Doctor takes him to a completely alien place, and he doesn’t know how to act, and prompty gets arrested.
21. What is 6’s (Sirius’s) secret?
…apart from the fact he can turn into a dog…I dunno. Maybe he writes sensitive poetry. (To Snape)
22. If 11 (Jackie) and 9 (Kate) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Kate has a horse! But Jackie could ask for a lift in the TARDIS.
24. “1 (Sora) and 9 (Kate) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4 (Kaylee)’s sinister secret organization. 11 (Jackie) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that she/he is actually a spy for 4 (Kaylee). Meanwhile, 4 (Kaylee) has kidnapped 12 (Harry) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Mickey), they seek out 3 (Luke), who gives them what they need to complete their quest.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Whoa. I would never inflict that on anyone, so I woul write it myself. In a notebook. And then hide the notebook. And never speak of it again.
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Eowyn) or 8 (The Emperor)?
I think I’d go for the chick with a sword.
I love those memes. They inspire crackfic.
Now, off to put up the sw_awards winners…
The International Women’s Day drabbles:
Insults -Luna (HP) for livii
Jealousy -Jackie and Trisha Delaney (Doctor Who) for aelie_baby
Past and Future -Gwyneth (Doctor Who) for tenebraeli
News -Rosie (Spider-Man 2) for chibisophia
Older -Sora (Digimon) for shandyla
Anniversary -Padme (Star Wars) for leia_nabarrie
…just because I like listing things.
Expect an icon post later- and more after that, because I’ve got a huge backlog of icons. :)
I have a million Digimon pictures just lying around, so I decided to do something with them. And then I figured they ought to be shared, so look out for a Digimon 01-02 image gallery popping up soon. :)
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Oh, and ships featured in this batch: most of the major ones.
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(If you’re wondering how to install a mood theme, here’s what the FAQ has to say on the subject)
Samples:

Mood theme itself on megaupload- email me if they’ve run out
Coding
Enjoy!
Tagged by useyourlove
1. Pick your 5 favorite OTPs
2. Find pictures and post them
3. Give the name of the OTP and what fandom they’re from
4. List your favorite moment between them
5. Tag 5 people from your flist to do this meme
1. Ash and Misty-Pokemon
Because, you know, first ever OTP ;)

Favorite moment: Probably the end of the second movie, when she drags him out of the water (see icon)
2. Harry and Peter-Spiderman
There isn’t really a reason for this one. I just like it. A lot.

Favourite moment: See picture. :)
3. Ken and Miyako-Digimon
My second OTP ;)
Favourite moment: God, I haven’t watched Digimon in ages…ummm…I’ll just say the ending for now, because heck- not often that an OTP becomes canon, really. :D
4. Ron and Hermione-Harry Potter
Because when all’s said and done, it’s probably the most likely to happen…

Favourite moment: Ah…what is it…’Ron, looking quite terrified, patted her on top of the head.’
5. Padme and Anakin-Star Wars
It seemed fairly believeable to me. ;)

Favourite moment: I actually quite like the meadow scene: ‘That sounds an awful lot like a dictatorship to me.’
And in return I tag:
jurious
fernwithy
jediowl
charmisjess
willow_diamond
Ah, the original ship wars.
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